bouche Posted May 1, 2001 Report Share Posted May 1, 2001 During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Bible. " After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "Reverend, I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS." The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS somewhere in scripture. During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter and verse-by-verse. On the following Sunday the woman approached him for an answer to her query. The preacher smiled, opened his Bible, and began to read, "...And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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