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rubberdinghy

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I was riding my bike like Fonzie one time, late for class and passing traffic. I was on campus and I bunny-hopped the curb to get by a bus. When I bunny-hopped back onto the street in front of the bus the bike defied gravity and I landed on myself breaking my collarbone. I jumped up (the bus was coming at me), grabbed my bike and groaning in pain made for the sidewalk and commenced to run in tight circles gripping my shoulder trying to expend my agony. A guy was getting into his car about fifteen feet from me and called out, "Are you all right?!?" I was in too much pain to answer; groan, circle, groan, circle. So the guy got in his car and drove away. I've often wondered what he thought I was trying to say.

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