greasemonkey Posted April 4, 2003 Report Share Posted April 4, 2003 Have you ever wondered why... * The sun lightenes our hair but darkens our skin... * Woman can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... * You don't ever see the headline "Physic Wins Lottery"... * The word "Abbreviated" is so long... * Doctors call what they do "Practice" * You have to click "START" to stop WINDOWS 98... * Lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, but diswashing liquid is made with real lemons... * The man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"... * There isn't a mouse-flavored cat food... * Who tastes dog food when it has a "New and Improved" flavor... * Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes... * They sterilize the needle for lethal injections... * Sheep don't shrink in the rain... * THIS ONE IS FOR YOU DR. HUX... if "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", is congress the opposite of progress... * They call an airport the "Terminal" if flying is so safe... Or why are they called apartments when they are stuck together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted April 4, 2003 Report Share Posted April 4, 2003 funny stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 5, 2003 Report Share Posted April 5, 2003 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Is "smartass" the opposite of "dumbass"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted April 5, 2003 Report Share Posted April 5, 2003 quote:Originally posted by greasemonkey: Have you ever wondered why... * The sun lightenes our hair but darkens our skin... Speak for yourself. Mine both turn red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted April 5, 2003 Report Share Posted April 5, 2003 mine too arcane just call me lobstey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted April 5, 2003 Report Share Posted April 5, 2003 yeah...i turn orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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