TomFoolery Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Hey Ottawa,So, we have a cat living with us now (which I can still hardly believe). This cat (or the food Kayte kept leaving outside) attracted another stray. The stray is a kitten. I suspect said kitten is less than a year but over 6months. It is cute - if you're into cats.While normally I would recommend an ignore-it-and-it-will-go-away approach, today the stray came into our house when Kayte opened the door to go outside. A cat-hating-kitten kenundrum ensued. We don't want this to happen again.Kayte is going to take the thing to the humane society where it will certainly be subjected to torture, starvation and dog-cat depravity. Anyone want to save it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Anyone want to save it?Stick in the freezer and I'll grab it next time up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomFoolery Posted November 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Sold - to the man with the penchant for necro-bestiality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 So what does the cat look like? Is it male or female? Long or short hair?FUCK OFF!! It's mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 oh Lazlove...you're too much of a kitten yourself to actually own one (frozen, stuffed, or otherwise)I'd love to rescue him/her if I wasn't certain that SammySkratchyKat would eat him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I used to have a cat but it got old and died so I took to the taxidermist and had its asshole enlarged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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