Lazlo

I've shown you mine, now you show me yours.

Happy birthday fag. Your mom wanted to wish you a happy one too but can't cause she's jerkin' me off and you know how hard it is to type when you're jerkin' somebody off.

I just wanted to let you donkies know that I still care.

Yes, thanks. They were delicious.

The only upside to any of this is the endless amusement I enjoy at the expense of the father. Congratulations Margaret? I sincerely hope he doesn't take after his parents.

They're only stupid animals. Just because something is cute and cuddly and seems to show affection toward you doesn't make it any less tasty. And for the record, I'm not opposed to eating stupid people either. Accept retards, I hear it's contageous and I don't need to get worse.

Shouldn't that read $3.50 Double Vodka Sodas

And just when I was starting to think you weren't a flaming homo.

Having them out at a bar seeing a gig and having them in the comfort of your own home on a quiet night in can be totally different experiences. It also helps if you don't chew them while committing a crime.

You mean you're going to peel yourself(literally not figuratively)off your busted couch, wade through the garbage and feces, claim to have had a shower, come down stairs and cross the road? I'd pay money just to see that.

You can take a lot for a couple hundred grand a year.

Can drive or licensed to drive?

Only black swirling cloud I saw in Hamilton was in my shitter and it was comprised mainly of day old pitas.