Cully Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 (edited) Check out this website..... Link Tobias’ most gloriously oblivious quotes: -- "I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." -- "Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time." -- "If I may, let me take off my assistant’s skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit." -- "Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right, I forgot: here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth." -- "I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!" -- "I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man." -- "Oh. Well, I see you wasted no time filling my seat hole." -- "Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading-man parts in my mouth." -- "I'm not in the group yet. No, I'm afraid I just blue myself." -- "I suppose I'm, uh, buy-curious." -- "No, no, it's pronounced a-NAL-ra-PIST." Edited December 8, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Pure gold. I never, ever get tired of Tobias. Sadly, I'm pretty sure that the show is officially done, and there will only be a handful more episodes aired. This season was its one last kick at the can, and it tanked in the ratings once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggzz Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Hey, anyone know where I can find the link (I think it was in another Arrested Development thread, I can't find it though) of the out take of David Cross going off on the producers for cancelling the show. Muchly appreciated for the help if ya can...Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 This is the text of what David Cross says:"I got an idea for what you can do: why don't you fuckin' fire your complete marketing team, alright? Get a new one that knows how to market a show that won 12 motherfucking Emmys, Golden Globes, SAG awards, WGA awards, DGA awards, Producers' Guild's awards, critics' top-ten lists... If you can't market that kind of show and get better ratings, then maybe the problem doesn't lie here. Maybe it lies with marketing. Good night." -- DAVID CROSS, from the Arrested Development: Season Two DVD extras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggzz Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Awesome, I still would like the vid link if anyone can find it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggzz Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 No worries, Google Video to the rescue...http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3672205260912971901&q=David+Cross+Arrested+Development Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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