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The following is complete rip-off of SNL, does not reflect the views of this poster or this board and is merely to keep certain members from imploding....

Kung, you ignorant slut. Bagged out, dried up, skunk meat like you know the rules. If you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. Oh, but let's all shed a tear for poor Kung. There was only testimony that he had sexual intercourse over 40 times with another man while living with actor Lee Marvin.But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to you. Someone like you, Booche, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham-radio. But hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and Kung like a screeching, squealing, rapacious swamp sow is after actor Lee Marvin's last three million dollars. I guess what you and Kung are saying is, that when you're on your backs, the meter is running. Well please spare us gals, and tell us the rates at the top. Then we can choose which two-bit tarts and bargain basement sluts to shack up with.

with apologies to Dan Aykroyd

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