dimafleck: the living legend. Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 (edited) SATURDAY, AUGUEST 26th, THE CROWBAR on King St. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS YOU HAVE BEEN BESTOWED THE HONOR OF ATTENDING AN EVENT THAT THE NORTH YORK MIRROR DEEMS “PURE SERIOUS, STILL.†AN EVENT SO GRAND, SO POMPOUS and so FULL OF ITSELF, THAT IT’S ALMOST AS GOOD AS BATMAN THE LIVE ACTION TELEVISION SERIES. ZAP! PLOW! THWACK! COME WITNESS THE PAGENTRY, THE MAYHEM, and ABOVE ALL ELSE, THE BLOOD AND TITS. FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE JEW TANG CLAN PRESENTS: THE LEGENDARY FRIED DOUGH KID AND HIS DERANGED POSSE OF WASTED LITTLE WEASELS… PERFORMING: WEEN’s CONTEMPORARY ROCK CLASSIC “CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE†ALSO INCLUDING: • ONE BLISTERING SET BY THE SUBURBAN ROCK GODS : VANDERPARK!!! • THE THEATRICAL DEBUT OF THE TONY AWARD WINNING CLASSIC , BLOOD AND TITS • THE INFAMOUS LITTLE STEVIE LINDO-PEE • TASTY HOR’S DEUVRES • A MAN SHOOTING HEROIN FROM AN INFECTED NEEDLE NEXT TO A PILE OF DEAD BABIES (EXTRA FEE REQUIRED) • A SPECIAL LIVE ON LOCATION PAINTING BY RENOWNED FRENCH ARTIST “EL DEVE†• INCREDIBLE, BIZARRE AND GROTESQUE ART HAPPENINGS • A COMMUNIST AGENDA • … AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! HOSTED BY: LEGENDARY SPORTS BROADCASTERS COLE MACOWITZ AND “SPANKIN’†SPUD JONES THIS IS AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED $5 cover (Free cover for really good looking people). All cash proceeds go to Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of Canada. Performance preceded and followed with very special DJ sets by Paul the Engineer and DJ Soloman Haque going live to air on 100.7 CHINFM. Cheap drinks all night. Doors open at 9pm. Edited August 13, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 (edited) [color:purple]YESSS! I have been waiting for someone to shoot heroin into a pile of dead babies! How much extra?! I'm willing to pay fo that to be sure! This seems like an event getting off ont he right foot!Question? Are the roses free? Edited August 13, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted August 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 be there......bitch.and yes, the roses are free.-the florist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 But I was told Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free." Man I'm confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 If this is the same Fried Dough Band, my good friend and Red Zeppelin drummer Isaac Klein was once their drummer. Does this band involve Max Hayman, Zeke Kaplan, and Danny "Mexico" Mendelson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 They should have given the money to the Spinal Meningitis foundation (although at least it's going to colon health). This sounds fugging ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted August 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 If this is the same Fried Dough Band, my good friend and Red Zeppelin drummer Isaac Klein was once their drummer. Does this band involve Max Hayman, Zeke Kaplan, and Danny "Mexico" Mendelson?ofcourse not, don't be silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 What's that supposed to mean, do you know those guys Dima? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted August 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 but yeah...i really think some of you should come check this out...it will be like nothing else you've ever seen...plus chocolate and cheese will be covered...and that right there is worth the price of addmission...there is alot lined up.....costumes, strippers, food, paintings, artists, a kissing booth lots of other crazy crap....a play with lots of blood and tits...trust.do it.its for charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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