Patchoulia Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 I'm working at a desk, not my own, this week. I don't see any packing tape. I'm covered in fuzz and/or dog hair. What's a girl to do?I even put the fleece I'm sporting through a couple of dryer cycles..yet, I'm still besmirched. Grrrrrrr.Oh, and, I'm super-bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 How did people survive before packing tape? Unfortnately, most didn't survive. What became known as the "lemming syndrome" they slowly lost most of their useful motor skills and intelligent thought and in that confused state plummented to their own deaths from bulidings, escarpments and really tall extension ladders and the ones that were able to survive ended up on tour with disco biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 There weren't any people before packing tape - packing tape was created by Jehovah on about the 3rd day (even though its creation is left out of most versions of Genesis), and was used by Adam and Eve both to secure the fig leaves they used to cover themselves in their shame when they were cast out of Eden (this tradition comes down through the centuries to us as "bikini waxing"), and to seal up the boxes of their stuff that they took with them in being cast out. It was a heckuva move, let me tell you, as they didn't have message boards back then to recruit friends and borrow pickup trucks.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 See, this is all info I had suspected, but of which I had no confirmation. Thanks for the update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 I'm still besmirched.And belinted.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 I'm still besmirched.And belinted.Aloha' date='Brad[/quote']Q4T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 There weren't any people before packing tape - packing tape was created by Jehovah on about the 3rd day (even though its creation is left out of most versions of Genesis), and was used by Adam and Eve both to secure the fig leaves they used to cover themselves in their shame when they were cast out of Eden (this tradition comes down through the centuries to us as "bikini waxing"), and to seal up the boxes of their stuff that they took with them in being cast out. It was a heckuva move, let me tell you, as they didn't have message boards back then to recruit friends and borrow pickup trucks.Aloha,BradI'm incredibly disappointed that you did not cite your references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 (edited) There weren't any people before packing tape - packing tape was created by Jehovah on about the 3rd day (even though its creation is left out of most versions of Genesis)' date=' and was used by Adam and Eve both to secure the fig leaves they used to cover themselves in their shame when they were cast out of Eden (this tradition comes down through the centuries to us as "bikini waxing"), and to seal up the boxes of their stuff that they took with them in being cast out. It was a heckuva move, let me tell you, as they didn't have message boards back then to recruit friends and borrow pickup trucks.Aloha,Brad[/quote']I'm incredibly disappointed that you did not cite your references.A lot of the stuff isn't available on the web yet, but if you want to find out more about being a Taper, or even joining DUCT (the Divine Union of the Church of Taping, the sect to which I belong, though I also have ancestral ties a UK sect, the "Scotch Tapers"), let me know, and some informative brochures will wend their way to you.Aloha,Brad Edited January 4, 2008 by Guest Add bit about Scotch Tapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Brad, it's fonts of knowledge like yourself that make this crazy world go 'round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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