Vince Neil Charged with Assault

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I'm really only posting this because of this article. It really made me laugh. Like.....really? REALLY?

Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil has been charged with domestic violence and disorderly conduct for allegedly striking his ex-GF in the chest with his finger in Vegas last month ... TMZ has learned.

According to court documents, filed last week in Clark County, Nevada -- Neil committed a crime by, "forcing his way into the Shimmer lounge [at the Las Vegas Hilton] while a performance was occurring" .... and poked three people with his right index finger ... each time stating the words, "f**k you."

According to the docs, one of the alleged poke victims is Neil's ex-GF Alicia Jacobs ... who told cops she was "forcefully poked in her right shoulder blade." The other two pokees are local journalist John Katsilometes and Patricia McCrone -- Wayne Newton's sister-in-law.