MarcO Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 I had thought a little bit about what I thought was the sort of "Post Of The Year". There's been some good ones for sure, too many to keep track of. And while I'll never forget, try as I may, that amazing "review" of a Phish show from Heady Epic a while back (A+ writing), no, I say this is my choice for Post Of The Year, from our incomparable Tonyrage: "I can finally get dirty. I love to fuck. Fucky fucky fuck fuck fuck. I love chicks and I love breasts and I know you all can agree (except Tungsten) that pussy is the best dish in the world, hot or cold. I think we should rededicate this entire website to sex and teh discussion of it. Mainly cause we can't actually have sex on the website, unless you are the freaky kind of weirdo who has cyber-sex like Tungsten. Furthermore I think the government should make swingin a law and partner swapping the natioanl pastime, cause one perons is just not enough. I want to screw so many women it ain't even funny how bad I want to do them all and get it on with all of them and then justy when they think it's over I'll start all over again with a toy to keep them going while i get mey strength back and I don't even like to punctuate case it takes time away from my busy sex schedule and the fact is punctuation is for geeks like Tungsten who only have ONE girlfriend and then even tehn they onl have sex like once in a While and not all the time like cool people who have sex all the time and do it like bunnies and then ask there girls to go out so they can bring in the chick who was pushed into the closet when te girlfriend came home and whose cries you had ti muffle with groans of pleasure so your girl wouldn't go to the closet and open it andf then steal your other girl for herself cause the closet girl is just so fucking hot it makes you want to rp off all your clothes anf be like aGGHGHHAADSAFHDIGHPGHA that is sexy bitch and just when you think you can't go anymore you open your eyes and see the women you are with and get all hard again and want her even more than before. Man, do I love Sex." Sorta brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it? We were thinking of making that our Christmas card this year but Laurie said "what about the children?". And I said "well, what about the children?" And then she told me to fuck off and left the room, so, sorry Tony, not this year. Lots of great posts but that one took the cake. Holy moley!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 i'm not sure i get what Tony was trying to say what are his hobbies, his likes and dislikes come on peeps, open up a little...we're all friends here i'm gonna have to say any heady post by Jared has got to be up there! the free sex, free moustache rides, who's got my heady wife...all original classics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 awww thanks bones,, i still want to know who you are and what a freester is. i think tonyrage is going to be home again in 3 weeks, then we can look foward to more great posts from him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 hey Jared easters are heady nugs beasters are buds that have been kifed (Collected trichomes, also called kif or resin powder, easily press into solid pieces of hash) got the name from so much of it going down to the US from BC freesters are spliffs free for the holidays seesters are heady girls that like to dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 cool, i never heard of any of that, but who are you? i think we keep running into each other but don't know each other,what do u look like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 i still don't know you, that weird i don't think i ever saw you before in my life, do you know who i am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 not a clue i was at Nero at the ElMo all night my hair is short now, but i still have the beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 i was there too, walking around alot, its weird there wern't that many people there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted December 22, 2003 Report Share Posted December 22, 2003 well man, the only thing i would have to go on would be a dude offering up heady sex, or heady stache rides, or heady som'n surprisingly, i don't think i heard the word heady all night! too bad you missed me GrooveFetish and BradM were the only 2 to play the free kster game so they got extra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu dog Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 oh its gotta be this ... right on bacon, a swear u guys could be brothers, both have that white hair kick'in !. peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groove Fetish Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 and those freesters- so sweet! major holiday thanks- I'll have to slip a present up my sleeve for you one of these days! you the man bones- happy holidays! a pleasure to meet ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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