larry jr. Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 This is pretty hilarious: Published on Monday, February 16, 2004 by the International Herald Tribune Bush and Me, Guarding the Homeland by Larry David http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0216-07.htm Lithuania's pretty chillin, by the way. A little slow, but what are you going to do? The other night I accidentally wound up at the equivalent of a Campus Crusade for Chirst Valentine's Day meeting. We were all divided into 4 groups, and my group had to act out a love scene from Braveheart. I was told to protect "Mel" with my imaginary sword, but someone else slayed me with their imaginary sword, even though I thought I had slayed him first, but he told me to die in English so I lay down on the somewhat dirty ground. I left shortly after. Jesus ain't for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 quote:Originally posted by larry jr.: Lithuania's pretty chillin, by the way. A little slow, but what are you going to do? The other night I accidentally wound up at the equivalent of a Campus Crusade for Chirst Valentine's Day meeting. We were all divided into 4 groups, and my group had to act out a love scene from Braveheart. I was told to protect "Mel" with my imaginary sword, but someone else slayed me with their imaginary sword, even though I thought I had slayed him first, but he told me to die in English so I lay down on the somewhat dirty ground. I left shortly after. Jesus ain't for me. Given what I know of your cultural background, and the fact that Lithuania isn't Scotland, and "Braveheart" has nothing to do with Jesus Christ or St. Valentine, I think I now know why you're in Lithuania: you're on a fact-finding tour for the real Larry David...coming soon, to an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" near me...? Keep the updates comin'; I doubt we could make this stuff up! Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 LD - I told you to keep your sword away from those Europeans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 Daybreak: Bagdad. The proud men and women of the Navy are fighting for freedom. But you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing stains off a monument. You're in the Naval Reserve. America's seventeenth line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the League of Women Voters. After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass. Thanks for that one Larry! Peace, - M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted February 17, 2004 Report Share Posted February 17, 2004 funny what is good for the "geese" is not necessarily good for the gander... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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