SevenSeasJim

Here's a cute one ::

I have also had pickles on my mind. I'm gonna dice some up and put them in a potato salad I'm making tonight.

diced potatoes +

diced pickles +

corn +

small dice celery +

1 hard boiled egg +

mayo +

dollop of sour cream +

LSD +

paprika +

parsley

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"MarcO's Potato Salad"

That must be one trippy salad with the LSD.

i awoke this morning to a news story on the radio about a pissed off hunter in Wisconsin who opened fire on a bunch of other hunters.

killed 5 and injured 3 i think it was

read it here

A sixth has just died from this.

I hope they catch the guy who shot that dog and string him up by the nuts.

I still see Kevin's ass and it scares me.

At least he's out of the "I'm going to drop my pants everywhere I go" stage.

Kev, how come you changed your avatar. I miss your cute little ass.

Eating clam(s).

Even though I do love Corner Gas, I think that Brent Butt is the weakest part. It's defintely not for everyone, but still is classic Canadian humour.

I also think that "Corner Gas" is great.

You should have washed it down with a "Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage" ::

I think Satsuma Soap is great.

I did it again.

"That's quite a package you have there!"

I seem to be saying "Off you go you little scamp" to my son a lot lately.

I also love the infamous "Dairy Queen Swirl"

It pisses my wife off when I call her from my cell phone when i'm hanging a dump. I say "I was just thinking of you Dear".

So I downloaded and installed the official FireFox browser and I love it. It even load this site faster than Internet Explorer 6.

Here's the link if anybody else wants to try. FireFox

This is cool. I now live in a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve (#13 for Canada).

Story from UN

What I think we need is a big Winter Music Festival for all of us to go to. A Deerhurst kind of thing but only way cheaper. Around the end of Jan/Feb would be nice ::

I feel terrible about this. I fear that my ItchyAss vibe may have been the turning point for Bush last night.

"Four More Years Of Stupidity" by the American People.

OR

"How To Bankrupt America" by Osama Bin Laden.

Why does a Canadian cross the road?

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.

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To get to the middle.

Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?

A: So both can watch the hockey game.

((((soothing vibes for SSJ's itchy arse)))

AHHHHHH....That feels better. ::

(((((MyAssIsItchy)))))

If you want some good ole Canadian humour; read some Farley Mowat.

Farley Mowat rocks hard. My favourite Canadian writer.

The obvious choice by him, of course, is "Never Cry Wolf" and is always an amazing read. The other, less likely, title of his, though, which I very much recommend is "Grey Seas Under". It's a novel about a tugboat based in Newfoundland and its contribution to WWII. Despite its potentially boring sounding theme; AWESOME BOOK!

I just read "The Boat Who Wouldn't Float" and laughed my ass off during the entire read. I actually have a picture of that boat which I took when I was out on Cape Breton Island (hopefully it really is that boat).