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SevenSeasJim

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  1. Officer Rodney Farva: Gimme a liter cola.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: What?

    Officer Rodney Farva: A liter cola.

    Officer Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn: Just order a large, Farva.

    Officer Rodney Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter cola.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.

    Officer Rodney Farva: Litre is French for give me some fu©king cola before I break vous fu©king lips!

    From Super Troopers

  2. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

    Igor: And you won't be angry?

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

    Igor: Abby someone.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?

    Igor: Abby Normal.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?

    Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

  3. I'd argue that Rudolph is a subversively racist classic. Rudolph gets made fun of by his peers and is shunned by his communtity because he is different, and then he is welcomed back only because his nose is of use to Santa. Disgracefully racist.

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    Sounds like a theme used throughout time. There is a kid at my high school who has red hair and is shunned by fellow students. Is that "racist"?

  4. I love Santa, IMO he is real (probably he's the most commercialized holiday figure around)....it's as easy as that...I feel that Christmas brings the child out in me...I still ask for toys for christmas, love the movies, love waking up Christmas morning and opening prezzies...

    I love watching children get caught up in the moment, I love the lights, I love buying and making (CD's) gifts for people, I love the friendliness in the air, I love the snow, I love tracking Santa at http://www.noradsanta.org/ , I love tacky christmas decorations, I love Christmas music....

    So in a nutshell Christmas is what it is, a large commercial for all the large corporations, but the little guys prosper at this time of year as well. Christmas just makes me stupid happy and I have no idea what a non-commercial Christmas would be like. I love it just the way it is, friends and families getting together, having fun, and just being MERRY!!

    Anyways, I think the big reason I love Christmas is due to Mr. Claus, and the miracles, and happiness, that he brings to so many children around the world...myself included!

    I feel the same way about much of that stuff but for different reasons. I hate the commercial resoning behind much of it but it makes me feel like a kid again. If you can lose yourself in that childhood wonder and innocence as an adult it is worth it to me. I remember being so excited as a kid I would throw up. I miss being excited about things these days (just doesn't happen much as an adult). Having a 2 year old at home this time of year is amazing. I like how excited he gets watching the old Rudolph (with Burl Ives) and the old Frosty.

    Anyway my 2 cents.

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