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dimafleck: the living legend.

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  1. I don't know if anyone else say this, but it was kinda funny.

    bill maher introduces billy in the following manner (paraphrasing)

    "One of our generations finest actors, Billy Bob has stared in a number of my favorite films, sling blade, bad santa, and the list goes on... he's also a musician, a real musian, this isn't just a hobby for him...please welcome bill bob thorton"

    at which point, billy bob is comes out all smiles, has a friendly chat, and the two go into a short discussion about the "dj in canada" and how he was "justified for being mean to him".

  2. personally,

    i thought bruce's set takes top honours for being one of the worst things i've ever seen at bonnaroo. and 2nd place for worst headliner ever just after the police.

    it was my first and last time seeing that cheese ball.

  3. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing us to over sanitize our hands in a fiendish plot to weaken our immune systems and make us even more dependant on the pharmacutical companies. We're through the looking glass, here, people

  4. eonce a month, and only once a month,

    i treat myself to a delicious big mac combo.

    it takes me back...its almost like comforting escapism. For that 10 or so minute, I forget about everything and just apprieciate how delicious a big mac really is. and because I only eat it once a month, I eat it guilt free, and apprieciate it for everything it is.

    those 10 minutes are def worth everything that you idealistic hippies complain about.

  5. so wait, let me get this straight...

    some rich guy driving a Escalade Hybrid gets reserved parking over some hippy dippy environmentalist that purposefully bought a used, fuel effiecient compact????

    is this what ikea is saying??!?!!??!?!

    GREEN is soooo cool.

  6. Bradmism

    You one cow that is really important to you but it prdouces pretty low quality milk.

    You offer your milk up for free to anyone that wants some.

    Nobody gives a shit to drink your crappy hippie milk.

    NewRiderism:

    You are not good enough of a farmer to own cows.

    You enroll in a farmer "technical institute"

    Boocheism:

    Your cows died because you and dimafleck went on an 8 day sex marathon fueled by meth, redbulls and slim jims.

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