TheSloth

It is remarkably quiet in here this series, whats wrong guys?

Trust me, plenty is getting said but this place is a deadzone and it's mostly just texting now. Nonetheless, Im getting extra beer for tonight to serve as pain medication because the Pens are outclassing and outgunning the Sens. We'll always have game 3, which will be remembered as the day the Hockey Gods smote Booche on his birthday as we all got drunk as fuck.

Ron Sexsmith was over last night and gave my team a little boost!

Never too late for ....

(still, that's pretty cool that he rolled into your place for the game)

That's amazing.

Serve the corn flakes in a hand blown glass vase. Tell the guests that they are about to go on a journey, inform them that the flakes are made from organic Seneca Arrowhead corn picked by the Hopi people, with every flake being hand glazed with a manuka honey reduction and tempered with the slightest whisp of Goan lime and baked in a solar oven. They'll love it.

I once cooked for 85 guys at a World Scout Jamboree.

For some reason I'm picturing this, with you as Ed Norton.

The only collapse that I can equate that third period to was the final round of the British Open when Jean Van de Velde shot a 78 in 1999. He only needed a double bogey on 18, Triple bogey'd, went to a play off and lost to Paul Lawrie.

Funny you referenced that as Sergio Garcia channeled Van de Velde this weekend and blasted two into the drink from the tee on the 17th in the Players Championship this weekend. He was only tied for the lead but it was still awesome to watch.

Didn't see the entire Leafs collapse because I was watching the Caps fucking choke but thankfully Dinghy texted me and I caught the overtime. Ouch.

5 out of 8 (in terms of predicting the winner, just 2 in the correct amount of games). Fuck you Washington, you cause me nothing but pain.

OTT - 4

NYR - 6

CHI - 7

LA - 6

Bruins looked terrible at times last night, Leafs completely outplayed them.

Thank god we both work in Hull. Backpack is going to be a little heavy some nights though.

Clown Hair Alfie > I'm not sure what I'd call that.....Recovering From Chemo Hair Alfie

Gotcha. Well bring on the Pens (or I guess the Bruins who I pray it isn't or maybe the Rangers which I could live with as well.....just not the Bruins)

It was great listening to Bob Cole choke his way through that last 10 minutes or so. He's a Habs apparently. So satisfying.

God he was brutal. I think he called Gonchar "Karlsson" all night.

Cole was hilarious. I loved every second of it.

It's a good thing Brandon Prust didn't say anything stupid during the series. Really fortunate that Josh Georges didn't shoot a puck directly at Kyle Turris' back. Very thankful that René Bourque didn't throw any elbows and that Brendan Gallagher didn't try to instigate any garbage fights. Oh wait.

Although to be honest I didn't like MacLean's Pat Quinn impersonation very much. But I'll take that type of leadership over Mr. "Our captain was crying in my arms" any day of the week.

Why do you always take the bait? I guess for the same reason Roller always takes the bait. The whole line about the Gryba hit should have given the whole troll away, for the record he thinks the Gryba hit was fine (as do I).

I'm fairly certain there's distinct kicking motions in soccer, even in the video game. (tight call though, I feel your pain ....... and love every second of it)

Sorry Conacher.

(cringe worthy movie)

Okay, not to death, you're still fun to hang out with at concerts. Maybe into a coma during the playoffs.

PJ Stock is a fucking moron and it was so annoying how he just clung to that point last night.

Be french canadian? If only the rest of Habdom would follow suit, at the very least Roller.

Did they fight?

Another Sens playoff classic!!

Bwahahahaaha, thanks for my Monday laugh, I forgot about that. Yet another Sens playoff classic!

As far as PK goes, good for him, I'm glad he finally decided to man up and show he's a big enough warrior to take on Turris because that Kyle Turris is an fucking animal. If there was ever a Senator that needed to be taken out back and shot, it's Kyle Turris. Just look at him, you can tell by his eyes that he wouldn't think twice about snapping an infant's neck.

And Prust. I can't be absolutely sure, but I'm fairly certain he was actually ready to fight Conacher. For reals. (on a side note my new nickname for Conacher is "The Neverending Story" because he can't finish)

Jokes aside, Im really not sure which way game 4 is going to go. Bloodbath or both teams trying to stay disciplined and draw the other team into the box.

Also, Michel Therrien reminds me of my French Canadian uncle who drank himself to death. RIP Roger.

Uuuuuh yeah.

But I totally agree with you about the fucking Sun. That newspaper is a steaming pile of shit.

Floor Center (I assuming not the pit but the section behind it). Row A.

Thanks for the heads up FBN, I would have snoozed on this.

I got up for a second last night to take the dog out, came back and it was over and I hadn't seen the highlight yet, thanks. That was truly awful.

Shenkman huh? Never been, but I'll be there December 4th for Leon Redbone. just scored 2nd row tix.

It's a nice little arts centre that's like a fifteen minute walk from my place (even closer if you guys are hopping on the 95 and going straight there). The theatre itself is super nice, not too big, great sound but they seldom book things I'm interested in (Orleans is a fairly different demographic).

I may pick up tickets but not right now, too much money is getting spent on too many tickets right now.

Either way, we'll have you guys over or meet you at the pub we drink at beforehand. It is about 2 minutes from the centre. They do a good burger (used to be great but it's just been good the last few times).

10/22/13 Laval, QC - Salle Andre’ Matie

10/23/13 Sherbrooke, QC – Theatre Granda

10/24/13 Saint Hyacinthe,QC – Centre de Arts Juliette-Lassonde

10/25/13 Saint Jean sur Richelieu, QC – Theatre des Deux Rives

10/26/13 L’Assomption, QC - Theatre Hector Charland

10/27/13 Quebec City, QC - Imperial Theatre

10/28/13 Rimouski, QC - Salle Desjardins-Telus

Wow, six show in a row in Quebec with nothing in Montreal. Who does that?

Sounds good.

Very likely in.

Wish they would have booked it at the Shenkman Centre if they were considering having the show outside the downtown core. I would have hosted a throw down.

Here's the venue by the way.

Pitt in 5

Sens in 4

Wash in 7

Bos in 5 (Please god, let the Bruins hammer the Leafs)

Chi in 5

Ana in 7

Van in 7

LA in 6