GWB

Woo Hoo. Boy that son a bitch nearly gots me. Little fucker didn't know I was the grade seven dodge ball champ when I was in college.

When I saws that shoe come at me, it was like slow motion in my brain thinker. Cha cha cha cha, like this.......

Looks like all those wrestling lessons I gots from Cheney finally paid off. He always said that all that pain in my poo hole would be worth it someday.

Being awesome is a lots of work and takes practise.

Being that it is so the birthday of our goods little buddy, Baby Jesus, I'm going to pass on my secret of being awesome

Happy Birthday Baby Jesus .

I hear the first building that's going up is a MacDonald's.

First a Halliburton corporate office and then a Macdonald's

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AKA BUMP

what's the word on the after party? Cheney gets a little crazy if he can't party until sunrise

i could use a bowl or 10 right now.....

Normally, you'd be my kinda guy. Guns are cool, killing stuff is even cooler, but since you are an admitted DRUG USER, I would have to shoot you if you came near me or anyone else I know.

Oh and keep your hands off my stuff. I worked very hard for my things and I have no problem killing people (or anything else for that matter) to protect it, you dirty drug addict.

should-a went with 24". Since the 20 is so nice, imagine the 24"!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID !

(how do I delete a post here?)

Deleting posts lets terrorists know that you are soft on freedom. Please don't hate freedom

go ducks go. now that iknow that there team is mostly canadian it makes cheering for them even easyer.

GO DUCKS GO

anyone but Ottawa please

Yes, that's right. Let your hatred flow. Use your anger to help keep the Stanley cup in our great country. Soon you will be one of us.

PS. Cheney showed me how to use a spell check. Keeps those liberal freedom haters from making fun of me. You should try it sometime.

I filled up the SUV yesterday, so I am in the clear. woot woot

Hey, when yous gots arms sweet like mine, yous should be a loud to bear them

and I don'ts need know stinkin spoke man to speak word for me.

HA HA HA HA HA......it's funny because it's true. He really does wear little heart boxers.

I'm sorry, but all I can think/hear when I look at this is: smarmy bastard, smarmy bastard!

...and maybe that IS what he's thinking...."fuck you ALL, you useless proles...I fucking rule the free world through a stolen election...ain't nothing going to stop me now...goddamn it, I'm such a smarmy bastard, I'll do whatever the fuck I please and NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

(sorry if this is too bitter, but it's truly what his smarmy fuck-face is 'saying' to me!

YOU'RE A SMARMY FUCKING BASTARD DUBYA!!

Ouch, you cut me deep Calamity Jane, cut me deep.

Actually, the face was a result of my desperate need to go to the washroom, I was goddamn prairie dogging it. Geez, cut a guy some slack.

...Not my play , although someone is stealin' my thunder. All the best!...

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Optimus Prime thinks you're all a bunch of GoBots.

Hee Haw, just kidding.

Seriously though, don't make me send ya all out on one of Cheney's huntin trips.

I would like to see Journey. Don't call it their come back because they never left!

Deeps, I'm really starting to like you. Eyes for an eye that's what I say.

In my defence, I didn't write that address or speeech, whatever you want to call it. Cheney, woke my hung over ass up about 5 minutes before hand, sat me down in front of the camera and told me to read the teleprompters. God, what a dick. I can't wait for the next election. This is the last time I agree to one of Daddy's little favors.

Kelly_Anne*wishes* she were GWB ...

HA HA, Kelly_Anne is to GWB, what Gobots are to Transformers

yaaaaa boyzzzzzz

ha ahahaahhhhaaaa.....it's funny because it's true.

don't tell cheney

hey magnum, tom selleck is gay so I don't think you've got anything to worry about

Glad to see I got a couple of supporters here. I really do like Steve. Kind of reminds me of...well me. More like when I was a young governor, still learning the ins and outs of back room politics. lucky for me dad was always around when things got tough. I remember the first time I got to really hang out with good old Steve. Here's a picture

Steve was a good sport, taking those paddle licks with lots of 'thank you sir can I have another' like a shop vac at one of condoleeza's NCCA parties.

Really looking forward to working with Steve come Tuesday. It will nice to finally have a puppet of my own to play with. Cheney's hand is really starting to get uncomfortable

ha, ha, ha, monkeys and beer. reminds me cheneys's new year party.

Wow, He is looking good. Abandoning Kyoto, on board for missle defence, screwing natives, man I can't believe what a job our election operatives have done with this guy. Now if only we can get you all some electronic voting.....

any chance i could get on the guest list?