GWB

i was thinking about passing aorund a petition at the white house to get trey to play canada. maybe he'll play o'canada jimi hendrix style. fuck yeah!

it's our!

well, what i like to do when poeple complain is starting singing at the top of my lungs......

AMERICA FUCK YA!!!! LICK MY ASS AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!!!!

i banged your mom back when she was skinny, bitch!!!

vader is no match for my skills. that bitch couldn't guess i was thinking about a carrot, if his shiny black ass depended on it.

Just a reminder people......

That is all.

I just watched a private screening of the new star wars movie at the white house and i have to say i am shocked!

Darth Vader is luke's father!!!!

WTF???!!? That is freaking me out! am I like anakin? is my dad the emperor? am i to become darth vader?? oh i'm so confused. cheney where are you? helllppppp meeeeee!

i'm finding that the load times seem slower then the old page

*yawns*

don't tell cheney but when i really want to cut loose, i sneak down to the white house bowling lanes, get blitzed and put on one of may favorite shows ever. disc 2 in amazing with a 47 minute playin'

georgies happy place

my monies on this sweet little number. what a hottie!!!!

'there is no way i am leaving cheney's party alone tonight. I always pick up with the collared skirt"

always bend over and crack a smile for your country and you will always have a happy marriage.

the rest of you all are sinners and you're all going to hell. have a nice day.

happy earth day all. i spent most of the day eating mcdonalds while reading my exxon mobil shareholder annual report.

then i changed my oil in my car and poured the old oil down the sewer drain.

okay just kidding. relax actually, i had a very important conference on the enviroment. I met with a very important leader today and tackled some of the most pressing issues in today enviromental concerns.

here's a nice picture from the meeting

earth day summit

ps. starting to make plans for summer tour. look for an announcement early june.

i gots dibs on Margaret Thatcher

maybe we could serve up some of these......

Cheney is famous for his cross dressing parties. whoa-wee, they are totally crazy. you should see condoleezza with beard on, god damn makes me want to turn gay. Once we also had a flaming shooter party but it got cancelled thanks to this dumb white house intern

when i tried quitting smoking i took up materbation. anytime i craved a smoke i would just sneak into the washroom and toss my junk.

only problem is now i'm a cronic masterbator. if only they had a masterbation patch

he probably won't give sponge baths, but he might double you on his new girlie bike

that would be sweet. we can ride downtown get some beaver tails, maybe go down to the canal and go fishing with the bums. I'm going to order the white house staff to log on. I am getting that bike ride no matter what.

Tell others about this site and get referral credit!

i'm hoping to save enough credit points to get a free sponge bath from bouche. i am a dirty little president

ROCK N ROLL!!

that's my daddy

i'm having trouble posting. it will only show the last line from my post

any changes not approved by the high council of the order of masonic shriner skull royal owl bones will not be recognized.

quite frankly, sudden change scares me. it's different....i don't... like it.....is it getting hot in here.......finding it...hard...to....breath.....I WANT MY DADDY!!!!

what's a Pseudonym?

that clinton guy pretty much ruined oral sex in the white house