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I like that Harper guy. My election coaches have done wonders for him. Looking forward to all you Canadians finally getting on board for Iraq. We could really use the extra help.
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My faves so far, down to the wire!
bouche
"what a cute little doggie"
-if you found this turkey at Izzy's you'd win.
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Bush: What do you think Turkey?
Turkey: This thread belongs in a political forum
-self explanitory
Hartamophone
May God Bless America, and this rooster.
-bush would actually say this i think
GoodRev
Bush: Well, lookee here! We got us a turkey! How ya doin there, little fella? How's everything down in turkey land? Neh heh heh heh.
Turkey: Gobble.
Bush: Whoa, slow down there, Chet! We didn't bring the turkey interpreter! Neh heh heh heh. [to aide] Have this one stuffed and sent to Cheney. He loves dead stuff.
-you might have won with the laugh alone
guigsy
BEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-cuz i hate the slip
well fuck you then, stupid hippy. We really ate that stupid chicken at Cheney's annual J Edgar Hoover Thankgiving kegger. Actually, it was pretty funny. We gave it some beer and then put this frilly little tu tu on it. It was running around in circles and kept bumping into Rumfields leg. So funny. Stupid drunk chicken. We showed him.
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You guys are all wrong. What I said was "Don't worry little buddy. I'm not gonna hurt you. I just have to put on a show, you know for Cheney. If that freak finds out I'm a vegen then we are both going get the axe."
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I don't like to work, just gonna bang on the drum all day.....
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ALL HAIL KING GEORGE
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MMMMMMM....I loves the //////.
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if that really works then perhaps some people from this board should consider playing it... (you know how you are)
Quit judging me man.
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Gay?
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don't tell cheney........
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Luckily for you Vermontdave, 2 terms is the max for a US President. He HAS to leave after this term thank the lord!
I don't have to do shit!!! I'm the king of the world and that's how I roll, bitch!!!
the best is yet to come.........
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after a gruelling morning of studying with ms rice, i have finally learned all the state mottos. here goes....
Alabama : He11 Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet
Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida : ASK US ABOUT OUR GRANDKIDS!
Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
Leave Your Money)
Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Very Little Else
Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada : Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
here!
New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney...
North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee : The Educashun State
Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles
Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont : Yep
Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington : We have more rain than you do
Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared
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And, OF COURSE, he's gotta be from OHIO...
S/C
speaking of ohio. check out this GRANDFATHER!
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A man arrested earlier this week in a prostitution sting was in court Friday to face charges that he tried to pay an undercover officer for services for himself and his 2-year-old grandson, NBC 4's Barbra Flannigan reported.
Charles Carpenter, 42, was arraigned Friday. He was charged with one count of attempted gross sexual imposition and a count of solicitation.
Police said Carpenter offered an undercover officer $5 to perform oral sex on his grandson.
Bond was set at $15,000.
The child was turned over to his mother. Carpenter was ordered to stay away from the child.
and i thought my grandpa was cool for getting me a bike.
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George Bush -I wouldnt just punch him it'd be a beat down
you wish hippy. you think i became king of the world by being a pussy?
I'll get all nucular on your ass
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happy birthday little buddy. be thankful your mom added that n in your name.
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trey
Updated Trey Anastasio Summer Tour 2005
6/11/05 Festival Manchester
6/15/05 Borgata Hotel and Casino Atlantic City
6/16/05 Finger Lakes P.A.C. Canandaigua
6/17/05 Radio City Music Hall New York City
6/19/05 Memorial Auditorium Burlington
6/21/05 Portland State Theatre Portland
6/22/05 TBA
6/23/05 Bank of America Pavilion Boston
7/01/05 Great American Music Hall San Francisco
7/02/05 Great American Music Hall San Francisco
7/04/05 The Gorge with Ben Harper George
7/09/05 Red Rocks with Ben Harper Morrison
7/10/05 Red Rocks with Ben Harper Morrison
7/15/05 TBA
7/16/05 Promowest Pavilion Columbus
7/17/05 TBA with The Duo plus Guests
7/19/05 Skyline Stage Chicago with The Duo plus Guests
7/20/05 Skyline Stage Chicago with The Duo plus Guests
7/22/05 Eagles Ballroom Milwaukee
7/24/05 Festival Minnesota
8/05/05 TBA with very special guests
8/06/05 TBA with very special guests
8/07/05 TBA with very special guests
8/09/05 Hampton Coliseum Hampton with very special guests
8/10/05 Hampton Coliseum Hampton with very special guests
8/12/05 TBA with very special guests
8/27/05 Festival New York
9/06/05 Festival New York
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New board!
Licking W's ass or sucking on his balls?
PM me your number and i'll send the heli-limo to pick you up for dinner at the white house. (desert is serve in the oval office)
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just received this memo......
We have had loads of emails from people worldwide (thanks to you all!) regarding the rumours of Pink Floyd reforming (WITH Roger Waters, too) to appear at the "Live 8" concert that speculation says will be happening at the start of July.
We have heard back from the band's PR company, who categorically state that they are not appearing, and we also spoke with Pink Floyd's management (PFM) today, who confirmed that all the talk of the band reforming is simply rumour - there are no discussions between the band members past and present ongoing, and no intention to open discussions.
Obviously if things change, we'll let you know. Bear in mind, though, that "Live 8" has not even been officially confirmed yet as an event that will happen... Bob Geldof, who organised the original Live Aid show, recently denied that any show would take place.
There are also rumours that the band will be appearing at this year's Glastonbury Festival. Again, no truth in this at all.
PULSE DVD
Whilst speaking to PFM, we thought we'd ask about the long-awaited PULSE DVD. Work is still ongoing, and it is now looking likely to be September/October for this two-disc set, which should include some interesting extras, and the main feature itself has received a fair bit of picture and sound quality polishing.
It is worth reiterating that any versions of Pulse currently being offered on DVD in various places worldwide, are all fakes. This includes copies that proport to be official limited edition pressings from a few years back.
As and when we have more information on PULSE and other releases, we will of course let you know... and our thanks to PFM for the update!
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Bouche, Ms. Hux, myself and a few others had the pleasure of hearing Kevin Breit play "O Canada" on slide in April. Just my opinion, but I'd rather hear a true Canadian play O Canada....
so, i heard cheney play yankee doodle dandy on a kazoo made from his ass hair,some wax paper and a fine toothed comb. that doesn't mean i don't want to hear someone else play it.
it's that sort elitism (my country, your country) that's ruining the jambands scene. I'll blame iraq on that shit too while we're at it.
Caption This -> Prizes!!!!!!
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You will pay for your insolence
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