GWB

i read this article and it stirred up a whole bunch of different emotions. after much deliberation and 3 senate commities, our reply is.......

Chastity is for pussies

i work in a kind of round room. not really cubed. it really can suck though. people are always putting me down, making fun of the way i talk, trying to charge me with weird crimes in even weirder countries, making jokes at the expense of my feelings. i gots cheney trying to get me to 'work out' with him and his 'exclusive' gym. ms rice stalking me with late night phone calls and accidentally running into me everywhere i go, all the while sitting in a chair that has a bunch of mayonnaise stains from the last guy that worked here.

sorry but this is the greatest movie ever!

treat your mama right

be gone satan. this is a god loving place

sorry folks we gots to tighter things up. word has it saddam is looking at a new form a terroism............

terror rock!!!

wow, that was fu©king sick!

Trey's HOT!

i'll say

suck it bush

some highlights

I was not healthy. The incredible thing about it is, really, from the minute Coventry was over...(I) actually left from Coventry and left the country; got on a plane with my family that morning and flew away. I knew it would be really hard for a couple of weeks around here....for a couple of years there I was feeling, like I said, like there was almost a resentment starting to build up inside of me... I think I wanted to get out. Really desperately in my heart...Anastasio’s problems today are trying to catch the last minutes of both The Apprentice and American Idol....Anastasio is auditioning his bandmates ...Well, I have it named...70 Volt Parade(wtf!!)

pull out his feeding tube

(purple) pull out his feed tube.(nurple)

i thought that was moms job?

i got something to download in that puppy. damn white house tacos!!!

Yeah, I don't get how Bush always comes out smelling like a rose. Is everyone too afraid to point a finger at this guy? In the end I think the leader of a country should take some responsibility for the errors of that country (and all of its "intelligence" or lack thereof).

i am untouchable. i have an unlimited supply of people to take the blame. just ask lee harvey. you think it was a coincidence that the last presidental assisnation was in texas? this is the new world order, i'm king of the world ma.

ps. i do kind of smell like roses

i've won 2 presidental elections and a life time subscription to guns and ammo magazine

congrats and good luck. please keep a tight grip on your soul. those corporate devils will suck the life out of you in no time.

look at me. I used to be a hang loose partying frat boy.

hmmmmmm... and it so happens i'm going to be kickin around TO this weekend. i wonder if my ma would be interested in checking out some canadian talent?? ::

is your mom hot? i'm not canadian but damn i've got talent, just ask secretary of state ms. rice

that's because a 24 is called a 'flat' out west

here's a sure sign of spring

rent me

ha ha. try opening ths link like 8 times in a row.

here's my therory

now here's the Hot Sex I promised ya

hey isn't that how they make a zebralope?

hey look where i sat today!!!

what a view!

jamband???

thats not really keith richards, it's some dude pertending to be him. lol

personally, i kind of thought he looked like a coked out james woods