Lazlo

Sounds to me there be alot of imbreeding among my swash buckling friends. Arr!! I thought we be on the briney sea not in the Ozarcs. I'll blast ye all down to Davey Jones' locker ARR!

Woopty fu©kin' Doo

fuckstick, pissflap, cuntmuscle. Just some pet names I have for Esau.

Happy Birthday kids.

Don't get to sloppy and hit by a bus unless of course that's your thing.

I would gladly miss the Burt Neilson Band even if they were the last band on earth.

Do you remember sweet Michelle?

She was my high school romance.

She was fun to talk and nice to smell,

So I took her to the homecoming dance.

Then I tied her to a chair and I shaved off all her hair,

And I left her in the desert all alone.

Sometimes in my dreams I can still hear her screams.

Oh I wonder if she ever made it home.

I be "One Nut" Johnson. Scourge of the fishing pond and raider of your mother's panty drawer. I want them panties. Arr, shiver me timbers and all that other crap.

dogfu©ker

Let's find all the dirty words that Bouche hasn't fixed yet.

Gods everywhere my friend. He's even in those sausages you never remember eating after the bar.

Beatles got more poontang, nuff said

It would be alot funnier if you took your top off

10$ bucks for all your memories in that car. That's my only offer.

Yes do. That shits like the fountain of youth. Sell it. I'll pay 20$ if there's floaters.

Trash is a great bar. Once I fell down the steps and into the sausage cart. Got free street meat for my troubles.

Thank god everyday that your not a hippie Esau

Good on yah quien

Quit blowin' smoke up my ass and get with the hate

Remember your old. I don't think your heart can take it gramps

Happy Birthday. You would probably enjoy it more if you took your top off.

Still haven't got my shots and don't plan on it.

I give the Beatles credit for building the first time machine and going into the future to steal Oasis' style

I couldn't stand being crammed together like sardines with a bunch of wooks.

I aim to please and if you come to Hamilton shows you probably do know me

Gee, I wish I didn't have a life either