Lazlo
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I've shown you mine, now you show me yours.
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Happy birthday fag. Your mom wanted to wish you a happy one too but can't cause she's jerkin' me off and you know how hard it is to type when you're jerkin' somebody off.
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I just wanted to let you donkies know that I still care.
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Yes, thanks. They were delicious.
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The only upside to any of this is the endless amusement I enjoy at the expense of the father. Congratulations Margaret? I sincerely hope he doesn't take after his parents.
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They're only stupid animals. Just because something is cute and cuddly and seems to show affection toward you doesn't make it any less tasty. And for the record, I'm not opposed to eating stupid people either. Accept retards, I hear it's contageous and I don't need to get worse.
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Tonight. Sultry Sonstresses and Cheap Beers @ Pepper Jack's...
Lazlo replied to kc's topic in Soundboard
Shouldn't that read $3.50 Double Vodka Sodas -
And just when I was starting to think you weren't a flaming homo.
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Having them out at a bar seeing a gig and having them in the comfort of your own home on a quiet night in can be totally different experiences. It also helps if you don't chew them while committing a crime.
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You mean you're going to peel yourself(literally not figuratively)off your busted couch, wade through the garbage and feces, claim to have had a shower, come down stairs and cross the road? I'd pay money just to see that.
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You can take a lot for a couple hundred grand a year.
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Can drive or licensed to drive?
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Only black swirling cloud I saw in Hamilton was in my shitter and it was comprised mainly of day old pitas.
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Poor Esau. Another lonely night of crying and jerking off with your tears. Save some for me.
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I'm sorry to hear about your ejaculation problem but what concerns me more is your comparison of cum and mayo. See a doctor, they have pills for shit like that.
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She has to prove she's a mother first. Showing up with a kid or pictures don't count because it could be anybody's shitbag baby. I believe a taste test is in order.
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I'm sure I'm alone now.
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Happy Birthday Tigger. Oh yeah, happy birthday to me too.
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Happy Birthday, ass junkie.
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Wipe?
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I cross stitch and shit myself on occasion.
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It wasn't a party without you and your new hair cut.
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I forgot.
