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Dumb hippie holidays
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fu©kin' DIRTY HIPPIE! Can't feed yourself properly but you've got the money for a protest bus. fu©kin' hippies make my taint itch.
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NICE but contrary to popular belief Santa and Satan are not the same person. I know because the three of us shared cocktails just the other night.
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What about whores? Can we buy whores? And what about little asian kids for my sweat shop? I hear there's a sale down at the orphanage.
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How bout you and me roshambo for shots tonight? ::
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Would evrybody please quit blowing sunshine up sunshine's ass. You all know as well as I do that she'll be scrounging the sidewalk in front of the liquor store for butts in due time.
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200 bills and your first born child and I'm there
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Sure fire headache cure!!
Submerge your head in a tub of warm water and inhale.
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I'm hungry for some milky sauce and sausage tough guy. How bout I meets you back at the trailer for a romantic evening.
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EASY WIND That song reminds me of a time when it didn't hurt to fart.
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Move. That's what your landlord is gunning for. He's sick of you whining over the goddamn leak. So just move already.
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They're both dead who cares. Have a coke and a smile and shut the fu©k up.
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Nice mullet you sexy bitch.
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Piss on the third world and the Ukraine. I've got more important things to worry about like if my bong is clean or where my beer money is.
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Me first. I'll put in a good word for the rest of you.
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Happy B-Day stranger. Don't get used to the kindness.
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See you when you fall off the wagon and I'll be waiting with a butt.
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close friend you would never under stand
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You best be sharin those Luckys Paisley
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2 cups "Grateful Dead"
2 cups "The Band"
1 cup "Allman Brothers"
3 tbsp "P-Funk"
2 tbsp "Sly and the Family Stone"
a pinch of "Wild Cherry" and a dash of "Three Dog Night"
a big honkin' doobie and no fu©kin' "Led Zeppelin"
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The only dolphins I give a sh!t about are the ones in my tuna sandwich. YUMMY!!
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English skills aren't to sh!t hot eh? Many or my?
RETARD!!!
Wanna play?
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To many words lost interest. Shorter is sweeter. REMEMBER THAT!