larry_llama

all my friends patronize me....

can you tell colin i finally replaced that amp they "borrowed"

i was just picking in a bookstore earlier today

thanks for wasting the time and badwidth on this, the boringest video of all time.

least you could have done was uploaded a photo of boobs or something!

I just cancelled the roses I sent to your house...

awesome! 12 lives saved...

part of my v-day distaste is due to the fact that i dislike cut flowers (why not give a living plant??), boxed candies (more packaging than food) and especially cards (DIY ones are better though).

it's just an emotionally fuelled "celebration" that results in more frivolous useless purchases than any other holiday. At least a christmas, people can and do give gifts that people need.

Because my love for my girlfriend exceeds my hatred for valentines day, I will give her something on Sunday. But it will not be anything valentines related, and especially not anything that was specifically manufactured for the sole purpose of being purchased on valentines day, that's for damned sure!

happy thanksgiving!

no.

hallowe'en is a chocolatey excuse for a holiday.

valentine's is the most commercialized, most "emotional blackmail" of them all. worse than christmas. it's the money-grubbing holiday equivalent of the wedding industry.

the best holiday is thanksgiving. it's all about getting together for food and fun. no fucking presents.

gonna be a "ho"-down tonight!

pfft i'll be mildly impressed once he gets himself some more drums, preferably ceiling mounted.

so.. you are looking for a "skank" to do some mysterious "work" for some unnamed "client"

I think it's time for a new avatar:

it's a 40 megabyte wave file

in a butt-sniffing way?

the title and the picture on that facebook page gave me a good guffaw

i have never had trouble getting my kid to go to sleep. he goes out to the back yard for a quick pee, then sometimes a cookie, and then he curls right up on the floor and sleeps through the night. unless he hears a cat or a raccoon outside...

the problem with laugh tracks is they disrupt the flow of what would be normal conversation between characters... which becomes painfully obvious when it's removed

but it also makes the removal of them not really an accurate gauge of the humour. I mean, if they hadn't inserted them, the jokes might still be funny if the timing was corrected to remove the gaps that they had to insert for the laughter... if that makes sense

but it's still fun to watch those edits

just ask for, or send, heady vibes (man)

I can't come til later. PLEASE move the tables if you get there early! Once people decide to sit in them to watch the show, it will all be over....

10 chugs for HEADY VIBEZ MAN

hopefully they move some tables this time. i'm tired of that place being full of people sitting through shows.

oops sorry about missing that small $524 payment. i mean 524 MILLION. slipped our minds

maybe when you owe money to a bank that doesn't exist anymore you figure you don't have to pay.

no, they aren't cancelling them - just moving them to 12:05

ZING!

sad..she will be remembered for years to come, especially by anyone who grew up with a daily dose of:

tetris music A

somethinnnng orrrrrange...

ITS AN ORANGE, GET IT?