YearsAlongTheSea

Nice, I'm starting a strip club called The Velvet Dander.

You called me out. I was just trying to sell my boyish good looks.

Vanity killed the cat. Curiosity sat idely by wondering what all the hype was about.

I feel you on the lifespan front of the poster situation and I like what I'm hearing on the policy front. But I will say, I'm a big fan of great artwork being used as a promotional tool as long as these pieces aren't wasted, aka torn down on placed over, but maybe distributed or displayed more effectively. And yes, Phish (forget the artists' name), and a great number of other bands have put out amazing pieces of art comemorating their shows.

It's raining, but I'm bored and leaving Toronto soon.

Who's going?

Ummm... I'm in. Got good luck with these things too...

Bastard, can I buy your tickets? or your shoes for that matter?

'Cause, if I were in your shoes, I'd sell me your tickets.

If I have any artistic imput into this operation, and as a co-member of the brain-child commitee of this agenda, I think I do, the fabric will be velvet. Lots and lots of velvet.

I for one, can vouch for the fact that Cheney will dump a ton of money into this initiative. Hell, he might even go up to Penguinville himself and take care of business.

Cheney is the Chuck Norris of the Republican Party.

I got the heads up and dropped the ball and missed it entirely.

On a brighter note, I don't watch too much TV.

well at least he didn't shit his pants.

Everything you say sounds like a Late-Night with Livingstoned one-liner with your avatar playing a little drum punchline (duh-duh-duh-cheeeesh) to cap it off.

It's great.

there's no way i'm clicking that link

Agreed. I feel like it's going to have some Tampo-Sexual agenda I don't feel like getting involved in. Tampo-Sexuals are fine with me, until, that is, you're stuck in the bathroom with a tampon staring you down. Sleezy Tampons.

Thanks; ETA: Saturday Night BABY!!

So now we're targeting Oriental Gay Butlers?

Where does it end?

Oh, the inhumanity of it all.

Yes, on my iPod. Don't buy into the hype, I don't have shit up my sleeve. I'll see what I can do on the proverbial front though.

Maybe we can use your good relations with the wookies?

Wow, I thought our relationship had gone beyond the use of purple font.

I couldn't find a shade of purple deep enough for that one dinghy.

is this supposed to be purple?

For the most part. I'm spoiled.

Slip Slidin' Away

If you're going to insult my qualifications you should:

1. Use purple

2. Know more of my employment history; and in doing so, you'd realize how uncomfortable I am in XXXL Yellow, Steel-Toed, work boots. Not to mention, the last time I worked at McDick's, my dog got fired cause he cornered a small child and would not let him leave until said child relinquished his happy meal, including Toy Story Figurine. Maybe I should stop bringing my dog to work you say? Hell no.

And, for Toronto. Don't hype it up too much, this city's already under a lot of pressure to live up to the jive. And, both places have a lack of quality music for the most part in my opinion, maybe I'll work on that for ya'll.

And it's only a 5 hour drive.

Hey Jeb, thanks for 'helping' your brother. Good call on 'focusing' on the christian right. I can't thank you enough for your ignorance. Would you like your blanket to be pink?

No, no, we'll make it purple. Or a rainbow?

What I really want to know, though, is:

Where are the action shots?

Where's Freddie Mercury dropping 20ft cliffs of the fly?

I've seen the scenery, I want the on mountain debauchery.

Fine. I'll take middle-earth and (from under my hat) you get K_A and Giv'er.

I'd hate to accidentally drop the red states in Harper's back yard.

Yeah, dude, we all know Biscuit Wooks wear their LRG hats slightly to the left while Old School Phish KidZ wear their hood hats slightly to the right. I like 'em both and keep my hat along the straight and narrow. It's all very confusing. At least I don't piss on jackets and get kicked out of hotel rooms for fucking your younger sister.

Got it. I'll have distracting sex with Kelly_Anne on behalf of the 'team' while you're down yonder in middleville, with two artists, with way too much fabric and time on their hands, blanketing middle-earth.

We can put the red states in the bone-dry wetlands of Iraq.

Every time I hear about iTunes agendas that aren't deployed to Canada I want to throw my iPod against the wall or mail it south of the border for an update.

Buy some cat food, sprinkle on kitchen floor, call me and I'll be over with my dog in 10. We only do floors but he's a good licker. What's the gig pay?

I was a huge catalyst in the Anti-Homosexual Penguin Movement of the early millenium until someone put a towel over my head and I fell asleep. Now I'm a Parrot Abuse sympathizer.

The point is, if we put a huge towel over Missouri and all the other red states, would they go to sleep and stop over-analyzing gay bird agendas?