arcane

I'm back in the Ottawa area. Did you feel the drop in the collective IQ?

Bus strikes suck. And blow. And not in the good way.

Yeah, the bus strike seriously blows.

(Dude, your sound man is a real dog.)

{{{{{HUG}}}}}

At least these days when yer giving birth, they can give you enough painkillers to trank an enraged rhino. Not like when my son was born, oh no. Back then it was, "Well, yes, we will give you the epidural you requested but wouldn't you rather take a nice, deep breath instead?" Now it's, "Oh, you're in discomfort? No need for that. We wouldn't want you to be in discomfort. We'll put this stuff in your IV, and there's a tank of nitrous right over there, just take a hit if you want it, and if the epidural isn't strong enough, just push this button to release more meds. Call me if you need anything."

Velvet, maybe you should invest in a dress and a pillow.

Maybe it's a crab from the Abominable Snowman's nether regions.

I use AVG as well.

I used to run AdAware, but I found that SpyBot can detect more stuff.

Went to Le Jardin du Cari yesterday ... mmmm, yummy roti.

A Dirty Shame.

I'll be checking out some of these places, what with being on a dairy-free diet right now.

On the other hand, this place has All-you-can-eat MEAT.

If you're into food porn, check out the video (Gallerie > Videos).

Awesome!!! Thanks, StoneMtn!!

How many Jambabies do we have here now?

Oh, yeah, as if you're more serious than Rhianna:

What a cutie!

Happy birthday, with extra gurgles from Rhianna!

No matter what, Cathy is the WORST comic strip EVER!!!!!

No, that would be Marmaduke, followed by Family Circus.

If I don't like the hug you give me, should I give it back?

I'd like a hug (giving or getting) but I've wrecked a rib somehow. Oww.

Add me to the list of adopted and reunited. I look a lot like my birth mother.

My birth family is ... ummm ... my imagination was never that wild.

Just for you, Lazlo.

If you're just out of a school program, bring a transcript.

Make sure your breath isn't funky, and don't drink too much coffee beforehand.

"How come I always have to be the designated driver?"

As long as it's not a nursing bra, I can live with him wearing it to feel pretty.

I used to have a cat that looked like the top one, only slightly smaller. Coon cats look like that and tend to be heavy.

My grandfather's cat is over 10 kg (22 lbs). The cat is too heavy to groom itself and needs to be sent to the kitty spa periodically.

All Hondas have personalities.

Anything I pay over a thousand bucks for, I get to name.

ps. arcane - - just noticed your projectile poop note -- ewwww. at least the baby probably looked cute doing it?! sorry, just trying to find the silver lining...

She always looks cute. The silver lining is that she sure was happy afterward.

It's worse when she has gas. I swear those fart bubbles have edges or teeth or something. I'm blaming Lazlo

Does your child need a mentor?

She already takes after her mom.

I had to clean up a projectile poop today.

I didn't know babies could poop that far.