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Worst NHL jerseys of all time: Cartoon Anaheim has to be worst I've ever seen for NHL

Too much Eklund for you...lol

I'll be happy as long as the Rangers vs Canes game doesn't go into OT... + a Habs win... Streit is doubtful for tonight's game, and the Islanders have to be thinking draft pick and watching the Colorado ship sink... Colorado has stanked it up with a franchise worst 8 game losing streak (I'm sure the Nords killed that streak though)

The HITMAN is gonna smack on that sharpshooter and mess you up!! awesome...lol

Spezza should have gotten an extra 2 for "unsportmanlike" for trying to break the illegal stick by stepping on it, and then trying to exchange it on the bench... There was funny comment that Ron Wilson once asked Teemu Selanne for a gamestick after a game against Anaheim for his nephew when he was coaching the sharks. Teemu gladly signed one and gave it to him. Two weeks later, Wilson challenged the curve on Teemu's stick during a game and got the call... DIRTY!!! lol... Teemu has never forgiven him they mentioned...

Hmmm the employer would know where he lived, if that's what you mean by his cell phone bill record. Maybe he just embelished to make it sound like they used high tech triangulation, when in fact they just went to his apartment.. "the man had used his cellphone to send his employer a text message about falling into a hole. His employer became concerned and called 911 at about 2 p.m." "the RCMP traced the cellphone he’d used to an apartment on Cobequid Road in Lower Sackville." Only way to trace cell phone to a location is triangulation... that's what Jack Bauer told me... Unless someone is sure of the contrary. Don't fuck with Jack Bauer

They actually can't tri-angulate cell phones in Canada yet, so the story is bogus IMHO.. The cell phone companies were given 1 year in order to upgrade their systems in order to be able to locate 911 callers. This would be the same for locating a particular phone users I assume. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090107.wcellphone91107/BNStory/Technology Good to know all around though...

You seriously want coaches to have the ability to review a play for a penalty like in the NFL, maybe at a risk of losing a timeout or something?? That's just Horri-Awful... red flags or buzzing to have a penalty reviewed? How much would that kill the flow of the game? refs get paid to ref, and to make judgement calls... leave it alone~

I like my punches delivered with a little bit of HATE attached... which makes Stewart a much better asset for the Habs than BGL will ever be... PS - O'Byrne can fight, awesome~

But how will we ever know what the hot dog specials at the canteen in Hamilton are?? Go BULLDOGS!

I think once they have played 50+ games as a goalie in the NHL, they do have to clear waivers... 100+ (or close) for non-goalies... or something like that...

.:Dusts off Price jersey:. Come on Pricer, BIGBIGBIGTIME!!!

(I really just wanted to see my new Avatar, and get Booche going, he loves Carey)

Halak who?? Brian Hayward always got the start when he was hot too... Not saying Halak is shit, he just isn't our number 1, and never will be... This is Carey's team, and he'll be back in everyone's good books soon enough... as soon as he serves his punishment on the bench, he'll be back where he belongs... Just getting tired of all of the people that have thrown Pricer under the bus, he played a few bad games, and that is it... who hasn't?

Source?? The Montreal media has been Horriawful lately, and wouldn't be shocked by anything they print... jerks~ As a rental, sure why not, as long as the cost is low.. .

In other news, it was reported that Martin Gerber is deeply depressed, and attempted to end his own life yesterday in Binghamton, by stepping out into traffic on the trans Canada highway... However, he luckily survived without a scratch, everything he stepped in front of, just went between his legs (ahhh, I knew I could re-use that old Allan Bester joke someday)

Ok, I'll play your game Let's say I have a fairly average 33 y/o brunette chick on the go, she's good in bed, and gets the job done most of the time, but don't see her as being the chick I want to be banging 3-4 years down the road. At the same time, I have this little 18 y/o super hotty who just moved in next door. She doesn't have too much experience (which can be a good thing too), but man, what a set of fucking tits on her!!! WOOOHOOO!!! I banged her a few times, and man, she was awesome!! There was few times she dissapointed me a bit, but nothing that can't be worked out with a little Kama Sutra and a set of handcuffs... Another great part about her, she has a 19 y/o blond roommate!! Not as stacked as the other, but European, and works out constantly! My dilemma: I can't keep the 33 y/o and the 18 y/o at the same time, because the 18 y/o needs a lot action in order to get better in bed, and can't be in the room when I'm banging the 29 y/o (I asked, she said no...)... I want her to be one of the greatest screws ever anyhow, and not learn from this other average chick... However, if I ditch the 33 y/o, and set her up with my buddy, then my buddy will hook me up again sometime down the road...and I get to keep the super hottie and make her better, the confidence the 18 y/o will get will only make her want to perform better next time around... sweeet! and as a bonus, I save the european for when she's out of town... I know which way I'd go with this decision

They were putting Janik on waivers anyways so they could put him in the minors, not because of this Metropolit move... they planned to put him down there... Don't understnad why Gainey didn't just put Begin on waivers, a 99 draft pick going nowhere ain't worth shit to the club... And settle the fuck down on the Huet trade being such a horrible thing... he wanted Price to get the experience, good or bad, and he had no intention of signing Huet for this year anyhow at the price Huet wanted... Price getting the crap beat out of him in the playoffs last year is a good thing in the long run for the club for years to come... Now go ahead and do your Price bashing Booche He's our #1 for years to come, no matter what you think... a 10-12 game slump for a player is way more noticeable in nets than any other position, especially on the NHL's most fannatical franchise...

If for pucks, they would have to be those crazy weighted Czechoslovakian pucks people used to bring out for practices... thoses things were nuts...

Ooooohhh... So sorry... I got my stinky teams threads mixed up... Ottawa and Toronto are one and the same this year, so being as clever as you are, hopefully you can understand my horrid mistake... my deepest apologies

They'll have to move the Sens to Toronto... wouldn't that be funny.. Your team can stink for 4 years straight, and still jam the place and raise ticket prices without giving a shit about it

So how does my poop feel anyhow? You've got it all over yourself, kinda like a poop-palooza of sorts... Now go wash up, you don't wanna get poop all over your golf clubs