Cully

I would rather go to the Slip!!!

JJ Cale - TROUBADOUR Hey Baby Travelin' Light You Got Something Ride Me High Hold On Cocaine I'm A Gypsy Man The Woman That Got Away Super Blue Let Me Do It To You Cherry You Got Me On So Bad

Have a great Birthday. Enjoy your Day!!!

This is my favourite one... - A Christian missionary group in the United States toured pornography conventions to hand out literature affirming that "Jesus loves porn stars." I would love to get a shirt that says that!!!

PARIS (AFP) - A selection of zany events from the year just ending: An 82-year-old Australian cartoonist who was expert at doing high-speed sketches of sports participants was able to do a quick drawing of a man who robbed his home. Police used it to arrest the burglar. - The authorities in a Czech town on the border with Austria ordered an Austrian hotel to trim its roof, which was protruding a few centimetres (inches) across the boundary. - A woman's handbag containing jewellery and cash worth some 110,000 US dollars was returned intact to its owner in Melbourne, Australia, after she absent-mindedly left it hanging on a shopping trolley. The extremely honest finder wished to remain anonymous. - Police thought they were onto a terrible crime when a woman's skeleton turned up in the sea off western France with a gash in the skull. Carbon dating later revealed that it was in fact over 500 years old. - A pair of 17th-century cannon left outside a workshop where they were being restored on the Greek island of Crete narrowly escaped being melted down when a firm of scrap merchants hauled them off by mistake. - A Frenchman who had braved lawsuits to deep freeze his dead parents' bodies gave up when his freezer system broke down. He had hoped to one day bring them back to life thanks to medical progress. - Drivers venturing to use their satellite navigation system in an English village called Crackpot found themselves being erroneously directed to the top of a steep cliff. - A talentless street musician in the Dutch town of Leiden got local people so upset by his awful saxophone playing that they got police to confiscate his instrument. - New Yorkers were gripped by the story of a cat called Molly which got stuck between the double walls of an old building in Greenwich Village. It took 40 firefighters and two weeks of work to get her out, safe and sound. - Drinkers had to be evacuated from a Welsh pub when somebody realised that a tubular object that the landlord's wife had long used as a rolling-pin was in fact a World War II shell. - Policewomen in the Netherlands were furious when they were issued with new uniforms including blouses which turned out to be transparent. - A British taxi driver who showed up at BBC headquarters in London to pick up a fare was mistaken for a computer expert, and bustled into a studio and given a microphone to be interviewed. - A Christian missionary group in the United States toured pornography conventions to hand out literature affirming that "Jesus loves porn stars." - Vietnamese police broke up a network that was helping students to cheat in exams via mobile phones hidden under long wigs. - A canny Canadian internet user showed the potential of online trading systems by gradually bartering a paperclip into a three-bedroomed house. The clip was first exchanged for a wooden pen, which was traded for a ceramic doorknob, and the process continued right up to the house. - In a real-life version of a scene from countless cartoons, a 45-year-old woman fell over a precipice in the French Alps but was caught on a tree root which snagged her foot. She was rescued, shocked but unhurt, two and a half hours later. - Small fish rained down on a village in southern India. A scientist said they were probably picked up by a waterspout or mini-tornado out at sea. - The US fast food giant McDonald's agreed to change the shape of the cups used for one of its desserts after English animal lovers complained that hedgehogs -- a threatened species -- were getting their snouts stuck in them and dying. - A 68-year-old man in northern Nigeria told reporters that after having married a total of 201 women in 48 years, he had resolved to make do with the four wives he still had. His main complaint: older wives had an unfortunate tendency to turn the younger ones against him. - To greet the annual Nobel Prizes, tongue-in-cheek scientists in the United States handed out their own "Ignobel" awards. They included rewards for boffins who had researched into why woodpeckers don't get headaches from all that tapping, and whether dung beetles really enjoy their diet of faeces. - Kazakhstan reacted first with irritation then with resigned humour to a filmed spoof by the British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The jokes in the film, "Borat", in fact turned out to be mostly at the expense of Americans, who nevertheless lapped it up at the box-office. - In the real-world Kazakhstan, meanwhile, national mint officials were red-faced when it emerged that they had mis-spelled the word "bank" on their newly issued notes

I always knew...you are so bi-curious it hurts!!!

I will be there for sure!!

It doesn't look good!!

The Elkas set has been cancelled. They are waiting to see if the weather will improve for Sam Roberts. I will know more at 4:40pm.

just got off the phone with M....the show may be cancelled due to weather. I will post the info ASAP.

Woman Woman Whoa man We had love not just sex ls she Mrs. X? I had to run for my life Jane, get me off of this crazy thing Called love

"Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love." I fucking love So I married an Axe Murderer!!! Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate? Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

what the fuck are you talking about LR? It is all about Al. Chuck is good, but Al is the man. I have seen the boys over the years and I would say that they are playing better than ever...just listen to the 2nd night of the Chicago run and you will see what I mean... moe.

Good show my friend... I think that Grey's Anatomy will be calling soon!!

Fuck Yeah!!! I can't wait for the show!!

Happy Birthday!!! Enjoy your day!!!

Don't worry, after a few drinks everything will be fine!! Lets do it!!

I just called. Everyone is super busy. Looks like it is going to be a wet, cold winter!!!

Thanks for the tips everyone...great to hear from you Giggles (it has been a long time since we crossed paths)

Just wondering if anyone knows a good roofing company in Toronto? 1017 needs some repairs ASAP, but there are so many roofing companies out there, and we want the best!! Any help would be greatly appreciated!! Cheers.

Have a great fucking day my friend! Happy B-Day!

How many threads are we going to have about this show?

Is anyone else a phan of this show? I fucking love it!! The episode with ET is one of my favs.