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Cully

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  1. 8-2 Leafs! Alex Steen with a Hat Trick!! Fuck I hate the games on Leafs TV!!
  2. What an amazing NYE. It was so good to get a chance to hang out with so many amazing people! The Burt show was a lot of fun, and the after-party was off the hook!!! I will never forget shot-gunning beers on the deck of That Place in shorts and a scarf (and then sun tanning!!!) Bring on NERO!
  3. Ding Ding Ding.... That was quite a weekend! I do have to say that the Sunday of the Boat Cruise was one of the best Sundays EVER!
  4. Fuck you and your WAGON! Just kidding. I wish you all the best my friend. Lets share a Sarasoda really soon!!!
  5. Is Jay playing drums for the reunion show? I swear that he said that he wasn't on New Years...
  6. Cully

    I am so sad

    RIP Kaya... This is a very sad day.
  7. Thank the lord... Who knew that Steen could still score?!?
  8. Cully

    M's Yule Tube

    Great work my dear...
  9. Thanks my friend. Happy Holidays. Yes it is open...427/Carlingview!
  10. That clip has already been posted my man... Happy Festivus!!!
  11. Does anyone know? I am pretty sure that the outlet store on Carlingview is open today, but I can't find a number. I fogot about beer stores not being open today, and there is a junior hockey game on in 30min!!!
  12. You are your fucking Guelph crew!!! Just kidding...
  13. I found this article interesting... James Brown's widow claims she is locked out of home she shared with singer BEECH ISLAND, South Carolina (AP) - James Brown's widow said she was denied access to the home she shared with the singer and their 5-year-old son, claiming the gate was padlocked at the request of Brown's lawyer and accountant. Tomi Rae Brown, who was one of James Brown's backup singers, said Monday she was at a retreat when her 73-year-old husband died shortly after he was hospitalized in Atlanta. "The last thing he said to me was, 'I love you baby and I'll see you soon,"' she told The Augusta Chronicle. But when she returned to their home hours after her husband died of heart failure, security guards told her James Brown's lawyer, Buddy Dallas, and accountant, David Cannon, said she was not allowed inside, she said. She said she does not own the deed to the home, but said she had a legal right to live there. "This is my home," she told a reporter for the newspaper outside the gate of the house. "I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to go." Cannon would not comment on the situation, the newspaper said. Phone messages left for Dallas were not immediately returned to The Associated Press. The couple has had a tumultuous relationship since they married in December 2001. James Brown pleaded guilty in 2004 to a domestic violence charge stemming from an argument with his wife and was let off with a US $1,087 fine. He was accused of pushing her to the floor and threatening to kill her at the couple's home about 113 kilometres southwest of Columbia
  14. sorry about that, my mistake... Dam internet, "is that thing still around?!?" It is funny though!!
  15. I used to have a program for editing audio tracks that was super easy to use. Anyone know what it was? (I can't remember!!) Brad M. I think that you suggested this program to me?!? Cheers.
  16. I saw this posted on another board... I love the New Rule about Women's eyebrows!! George Carlin's new rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some Jack Daniels over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole. New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two. New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so w e can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish . I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands. New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying" Do you want fries with that?"
  17. That is some funny shit Alexis.... I really hope that you did find Jebus!!!
  18. You should talk to Sheebs (Shelby Kerr). She sings with Friends of Hefner or whatever they are called now, and she has a fucking amazing voice!!! PM her for sure. Happy Holidays.
  19. "Take it to the Bridge" This is very sad news. I am glad that his suffering is now over. I think all of us should add a little funk into our Holiday festivities. RIP James.
  20. I am a huge critic when it comes to a lot of things, including movies. I just got back from the theatre with my folks (a huge tradition with all the Jews on Christmas Eve in Toronto it seems) and I have to say that Will Smith was terrific in this movie. I was not expecting this movie to do anything for me, but I have to admit that I was fighting away some tears at the end of the film...maybe I am just emotional because of the season. The pace was a little slow at times, but overall it is a facinating story (although I am not sure if it is worth seeing for $14 on the big screen) Check this one out on video. Happy Holidays.
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