Patchoulia

P.S. I pity the fool who doesn't celebrate our birthday.

Hey, thanks guys!

Andre: Glad to be of service!

So...the fire smoldered for over a month?

That's what I'm inferring from the story!

Big news!

Fire Out at Ignace Dump Site

by Mike Ebbeling on Monday, May 17th

A fire at the Ignace waste disposal site is out.

The blaze ignited on April 21st and continued to smoulder until this weekend.

The Ministry of National Resources and Ministry of Environment worked with Town Fire Fighters to ensure the fire was completely out.

Mayor Lionel Cloutier says the Town had to bring in heavy machinery to dig up the dump site.

im thinking right centre floor.

Thanks - that makes sense!

We just scored six tickets front row rcf through ticketmaster at the Copps Coliseum box office. Can't wait!

What does rcf mean?

This thread was not about what I thought it was going to be about...

Perfect Timing for OPP Officer in Kenora

Talk about perfect timing!

During routine patrol last night, a Kenora OPP officer noticed an altercation between a store employee and another person.

The officer approached the store and discovered that the man was holding a knife in the midst of a robbery.

The robbery was thwarted and OPP say 39-year-old Steve Jackson was arrested.

Jackson faces counts of robbery, wearing a disguise with the intent to commit a criminal offence and possession of narcotics.

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I had no idea "wearing a disguise with the intent to commit a crime" was a crime in and of itself.

Top story on CKDR's website today:

"The Centre" regrets to advise that the Journey Tribute Show has been cancelled due to poor advance ticket sales. Those who purchased tickets will receive a refund - please contact John at "the Centre."

Dear Work,

Thanks for the perks.

Love,

Julia

P.S. Oh, and the paycheque(s)!

We got Row C on the floor.

Not bad.

But I will miss the leg room afforded by Row A.

This is the worst thread I've ever opened...and I've been to PT...

always up front. no contest.

Yeah, that's what I decided, too. I like the leg room.

Shake that stick and drive dinghy crazy - it's your birthday!

Hope it's wonderful.

Is it better to get front row, centre? Or front row balcony? (For this show, specifically)

I had no idea my molassescentric thread would:

a) divert so amusingly

provide so many potential cleansing solutions

c) make me think that folks here shouldn't be left alone with molasses and/or doilies.

Imagine what would happen if you dipped your schlong in molasses before putting on a macrame Dick Cozy?

Wow.

Wasn't Dick Cozy a tight end for the Ottawa Renegades back in the early 90s?

LOL

Actually, come to think of it, I ordered a knitted penis cozy from peipunk's wife several years ago...I never got it. I'll have to follow up.

Not sure if Doilies would make for good erotic fodder...

You wouldn't say that if you'd seen Basher modelling his macrame penis cozy...

"Harry Potter and the Doily of Fire"

It's like Fractals for Grandma!

Have you considered a marketing career in the doily industry? It's fresh thinking like this that is needed to bring intrigue back to the doily!

Ooh! I've got it...cultural tie-ins..for example...

"The Doily Mystique: An Erotic Novel"

What do you think?

I love the fact that when he got caught going into the barn a THIRD time, he insisted he was just looking for a bathroom!

Of all the barns, in all the land, you just had to walk into Sugar's...

If you stare at it long enough, while listening to the Who's "Tommy", you can see your entire future.