MamaPink

Happy birthday to a super-fantastic fella!! Hope it's a blast, gentlemonkey!!

just like the noodle salad... gone

they're yummy... and they're gone

or you could quit...

Did you eat all my damn willocrisps? i went to have a snack and they were all gone! I thought I told you... ONLY THE EXPIRED FOOD!!!

why was Kim booted? I missed that episode.

Bre gives me a rash.

AUTOMOBILE???

hey everyone! Go fuck yourselves! I'm going to go fuck myself right now. Bet you can't have as much fun as I can...

I think I'll take this opportunity to quit the board. That way I'll have more time to go fuck myself.

So long fuckers.

Sweet burn for sure... wish it was me who said it.

Is TheGoodRev quitting the board now too? Damn... thought today was my day... i'll keep waiting.

gator says> but i too resign from this board.

I'll miss Del but gator you're a total fuckhead and this board will be a better place without the likes of you! hope you burn in hell cocksucker!

p.s. no purple fonts here folks!

Back off Swifty! You have no clue how serious this situation is right now. Gator is just doing his best to help Del through the dark times. Keep running your moulth like this and I'll ask Jen to shorten your leash.

Is it bad that I started this now infamous thread? Am I fired?!?

i suggest quitting before they fire you. Then you can be all like, "You can't fire me - cuz I quit!"

and here's the million dollar question:

just where do you get the shit needed to fertilize your first crop of butts so they continue to produce shit to fertilize subsequent crops?

McDonalds

where the hell IS lazlo???

probably fucking a dead sheep on the side of the 401.

that's for you' date=' Lazlo, hope you like it. love ya buddy.

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Must be a few dead sheep on the side of the road. Last I heard, Lazlo is one of those 2.8 minutes guys.

Hey schwampy, when you come back to the board, you should change your name to Ethan... Ethan the Butt Farmer.

*disclaimer* shainhouse, i am totally kidding, you do not in any way have a pointy head.

yeah, it's more squarish then anything

where the hell IS lazlo???

i say we start rippin on Del like we do on Lazlo. I got my insult machine gun locked and loaded.

So' date=' why did that post ge ddtled

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didn't you quit this board? Arse :wink:

Schwampy holds the record for the fastest come-back after quitting!! YAYA SCHWAMPY - I knew you could do it!

hey, PP - how about Pee-drinking-crap-face... that's a good one.

Has anyone else noticed that LMP and PP together is like... LiMP PeePee??

What's with people "resigning" from the board?

I just don't get it.

yeah, me neither. This is just too much. I've wanted to quit this board for awhile, but right when I think it's a good time, POOF, someone ELSE quits the board (then comes back) I don't want to look like a follower, so I have to wait my turn I guess. Someday there will be a lull in the quitting world, I just know it, and I'll have my shining moment when, I too, can make an announcement that I'm quitting the board.

I've got the best login name for when I come back again too....

Did it involve the following words:

pee-pee

Ca-ca

no, but it did have the word doodoohead I think - this was before it was edited and then later.... deleted.

I like 'em too monkey, but don't tell anyone. Have you watched the Surreal Life yet? That one's a doozy!

Hey Bouche... bet that Vacation to Cuba is really starting to sound good - ...

I agree... I stopped watching after the first couple episodes.

Damn monkey, you're all over these reality shows, eh?

I'm really enjoying the reality jambands show taking place right now... best stinkin' drama around baby!

You know what I wish? I wish that old people didn't drive such HUGE friggin cars! It really makes me mad.