kung Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Saw this posted on the ween board, took me a minute or two to figure out what the deal was. Basically some guy put a bunch of crazy stalker bitch voicemails in mp3 format on a website (that happens to be for the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Association- and the thread is titled crazy stalker bitch). I haven't even listened to this shit yet but I'm laughing out load and spitting up. He basically has transcribed every psycho message this girl has left on his answering machine and he hasn't spoke to her once, and he keeps updating it. "Are there normally mountains...all the way...up....I guess so." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 holy crap. this chica is nuttier than a fruitcake. creepy nutty. but, she says she does have a canadian maple leaf birthmark on her thigh. so she can't be all bad, eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 under "updated! 4/16/2004", #12... it's a little hostile but very funny ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Wow, she sure is crazy.Kinda sounds like Bogie aka Mike Bartholomew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 well... i mean... lets give her the benefit of the doubt here... maybe she just has a hilarious sense of humour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 that thought did cross my mind.. but how the hell would you not laugh... i hope that you're right, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHA.. no no, she's DEFINATELY crazy... hahaha.. April 9th #1, is fucking gold... littlemisspink may not want to listen... haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 Geez... that is some depressing shit. All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 wow, that is incredible, fishy, however, I don't believe someone could actually spend that much time on the phone with a complete stranger, in fact, I would bet he slept with her. or this is just a big scam!!! Canada is definitely not the place for someone with that sort of attitude towards different cultures-- geez!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 She sounds like a nice girl.I think the lesson I've learned here is: never help a stranger in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisuta Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Hahaha! At least, don't give them your card with all your numbers on. Cause ya never know when that hot blonde is gonna be a PSYCHO. Dude should just change his phone number- pain in the ass, I know, but the phone company'll do it for free if you tell em you have a stalker. P.S. guy knows her much more than he claims he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 I bet buddy get's off on it in some way. Best part is she could be in the area. Having some misadventure in Montreal or perhaps even the Ottawa valley. I think it would freak her right out if she met someone who knew all about her. If it's real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted April 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Some guy on the subaru board did a psych analysis on the whole situation saying it was plausible and that the girl seemed like she was in late stage meth abuse/alcoholism and pre-existing mental illness. He had some theory that she could do this because it was anonymous. This is all to say I'm not sure if he banged her or not- I don't know why he wouldn't just come out with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 I'm pretty sure she's bi-polar if not schizophrenic. That's why I don't really find this all that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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