Dogs vs. Cats - can't we all just get along????

[MarcO]

I don;t normally pass these things along but I loved this one....

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!

9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!

10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!

11:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!

1:00 p.m.Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!

4:00 p.m.Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!

5:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

5:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!

6:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!

8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an

informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ....

[Esau]

My cat got a good laugh outta that,my dog on the other hand didn't get it.

[Guest Low Roller]

Get Fuzzy

[Douglas]

[color:"blue"]I got this e-mail from Andre one day...

I think Sammy may have to be banned from our room. He is getting WAY too comfortable in there. Last night, he stole my pillow and today, I have REALLY puffy and itchy eyes. He put have of his fat-ass on my stomach last night too and he bit my toes in the middle of the night. Plus, I had to take him out for a late-night feed-fest. Then, I left the door open again and he decided it was time to play with his toy and throw it around the apartment while he tried to catch it..............

bad kitty

[color:"blue"]Then I find this from Sammy...

I think Andre may have to be banned from our room. He is getting WAY too comfortable in there. Last night, he actually fell asleep on my pillow, and I had to take it back, now my lovely coat is covered with snot and spit. There wasn't much room, so I had to rest my butt on his bulging gut which isn't far off from a giant hot water bottle filled with pop rocks. Then he rolled over on my on me, and I had to grab his toes to get him off so I could breath again. I couldn't take it anymore so I got up for a snack. When I came back, the fucker was in my spot again, so there was nothing left for me to do but fuck around with that stupid toy.

bad Andre...

[elemeno]

I like fat cats and diesel dogs.

maybe they should play together or form one band named fat dogs?