MarcO Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Drug References on The Simpsons It's gotta be the best show ever. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Mr.Burns: [groaning]" Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board". Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout! That's money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Bart says that Cypress Hill "smells like Otto's jacket." great list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 ...can't talk...coming down.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Burns: Leave the rag. [sniffs it] Mmm... [smithers walks out; Homer sneaks in] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Uh...excuse me, Mr. Burns? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Burns: [gasps] Poppin' Fresh! You glutinous little doughboy. [Homer morphs into Poppin' Fresh in Burns' mind] [chuckles] There's something I've wanted to do to you for years! [starts poking his stomach; Homer laughs] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: [getting his eyes poked at] Ow! Heh, Mr. Burns? I, er, was wondering if you'd like to sponsor my bowling team...for... $500. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Burns: Ho ho, why, certainly, Poppin' Fresh! I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Woohoo! [runs out] Hey, everybody: if you want to ask Burns for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up, or dying, or something. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hans: [running in] Uh, excuse me: I'd like to request $17 for a push-broom rebristling. [shows broom with no bristles on it] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Burns: Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms. [starts a drill] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hans: Oh, no: my brains. Classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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