A "different" random lyrics post

[AdamH]

Please post the worst (in terms of quality) lyrics you've ever heard. I'll start with Nickelback:

How You Remind Me - Nickelback

Never made it as a wise man

I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'

Tired of livin' like a blind man

I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling

This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry,

I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken for handing

you a heart worth breaking

I've been wrong, I've been down,

been to the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"

It's not like you didn't know that

I said I love you and I swear I still do

And it must have been so bad

Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you

This is how you remind me of what I really am

This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry,

I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken for handing

you a heart worth breaking

I've been wrong, I've been down,

been to the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"

Never made it as a wise man

I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'

This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry,

I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken for handing

you a heart worth breaking

I've been wrong, I've been down,

been to the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"

[Esau]

Meatstick

I'm trapped here as my senses bleed

I can't decide/describe which things I need

You show up late and stumble in

I'm sure if you I still care in

My captive gaze inside your eye

A pain I can't identify

Attempting to record this view

Reflections drive me out of you

Time for the meatstick

Bury the meatstick

Take out the meatstick

Time

Wooah, shocks my brain

Wooah, shocks my brain

But long before this scene concludes

The end I'm seeking still eludes

My every effort to apply

My will to moments passing by

But every time you say goodbye

A pain I can't identify

Reveals to me the hidden door

That leads to several moments more

Japenese chorus:

Meatosticku Jiuando

Meatosticku Kakushite

Meatosticku Toridashta

Jiuan

Do Do Atamaga Shock

Do Do Atamaga Shock

[MarcO]

WILL SMITH - Miami

uh- miami yeah, yeah...south beach, bringing the heat- jig it out, uh

verse 1:

here i am in the place where i'com to let go-miami

the bass and the sun set low.

Everyday like a mardi gras- everbody party all day

no work- all play, ok

so we sip a liitle something, leave the rest to spill.

me and charlie at the bar running up a high bill

nutin; less than ill when we dress to kill,

and every time the ladies pass they be like "Hi will"

Ya'll feel me

All ages and races,

Real sweet faces, every single nation

Spanish, Hatian, indian jamaican,

Black, White, Cuban or Asian

I only come for 2 days of playing, but every time we come

we always wind up staying.

This the type of town i could spend a few days in,

Miami the city that keeps the roof blazing.

chorus:

Party in the city where the heat is on.

All night on the beach til the break of dawn

Welcome to miami (bienvenido a miami)

Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on

All night on the beach til the break of dawn.

I'm going to miami, welcome to miami

verse2:

Yo i heard the rain storms aint nutin to mess wit

but i cant feel a drip on the strip, its a trip.

Ladies half dressed, fully equipped,

and they be screamin out

"will, we loved your last hit!"

So i'm thinking i'ma scoop me something hot

in this salsa/merengue melting pot.

HOttest club in the city and its right on the beach.

Tempature, get to ya'- its about to reach

500 degrees in the carribean seas

with the hot mommies screaming "Ayy papi"

Everytime i come to town they be spotting me,

in the drop bentley, aint no stoppin me.

So cash in your dough and lets flow to this fashion show.

Pound for pound anywhere you wanna go.

Yo, aint no city in the world like this, but if you ask how i know,

i gotsta plead the 5th, miami!

repeat chorus

Dont get me wrong Charlotte Town got it going on

and New York is the city that we know dont sleep.

And we all know the LA and Philly stay jiggy, but on the snake,

Miami bringing heat for real, ya'll dont understand.

I never seen so many dominican women w/cinnamon tans.

"Mira, this is plan, take a walk on the beach, draw a heart in the sand, give

me your hand. Damn! you look sexy, lets go to yacth in the west keys, ride my

jet skis, lounge under the plam trees."

Cause you gottta have cheese for the summer time piece on south beach.

water so clear you can see to the bottom.

$100,000 cars, everybody got em.

Aint no place in a club to see sly stallon, miami, my second home.

repeat chorus 3 times

http://www.lyricsdomain.com/23/will_smith/miami.html

[purple foot]

Boy

Man

God

sh!t

Boy man

Boy man

Wash uffitze drive me to firenze

i always liked this one though

My Own Prison"

A court is in session, a verdict is in

No appeal on the docket today

Just my own sin

The walls are cold and pale

The cage made of steel

Screams fill the room

Alone I drop and kneel

Silence now the sound

My breath the only motion around

Demons cluttering around

My face showing no emotion

Shackled by my sentence

Expecting no return

Here there is no penance

My skin begins to burn

(And I said oh) So I held my head up high

Hiding hate that burns inside

Which only fuels their selfish pride

(And I said oh) We're all held captive

Out from the sun

A sun that shines on only some

We the meek are all in one

I hear a thunder in the distance

See a vision of a cross

I feel the pain that was given

On that sad day of loss

A lion roars in the darkness

Only he holds the key

A light to free me from my burden

And grant me life eternally

Should have been dead

On a Sunday morning

Banging my head

No time for mourning

Ain't got no time

(And I said oh) So I held my head up high

Hiding hate that burns inside

Which only fuels their selfish pride

(And I said oh) We're all held captive

Out from the sun

A sun that shines on only some

We the meek are all in one

[Guitar break]

I cry out to God

Seeking only his decision

Gabriel stands and confirms

I've created my own prison

I cry out to God

Seeking only his decision

Gabriel stands and confirms

I've created my own prison

(And I said oh) So I held my head up high

Hiding hate that burns inside

Which only fuels their selfish pride

(And I said oh) We're all held captive

Out from the sun

A sun that shines on only some

We the meek are all in one

(And I said oh) So I held my head up high

Hiding hate that burns inside

Which only fuels their selfish pride

(And I said oh) We're all held captive

Out from the sun

A sun that shines on only some

We the meek are all in one

Should've been dead on a Sunday morning

banging my head

No time for mourning

Ain't got no time

[thatpatguy]

Europe - The Final Countdown

We're leaving together

but still it's farewell

and maybe we'll come back,

to earth, who can tell?

I guess there is no one to blame

we're leaving ground

will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown

the final countdown

We're heading for Venus

and still we stand tall

cause maybe they've seen us

and welcome us all

with so many light years to go

and things to be found

I'm sure that we'll all miss her so

It's the final countdown

the final countdown

we're leaving forever

It's the final countdown

but still it's farewell

It's the final countdown

http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/E/europelyrics/europethefinalcountdownlyrics.htm