Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 One Corporate Whore (slightly used; relatively good condition) available for rent. Long term lease/lease-to-own agreements also available. For serious collectors only: Consultant generally of good termperment; not fixed yet (may still be used for breeding). May require periodic grooming and sake to be kept in this condition. Contact the Mercenary for estimates. - - - old business card follows - - - Dashing Former Army Captain, Mercenary, Consultant and Corporate Whore > Cities Razed > Dragons Slain > Villages Burned > Chastity Protected > Castles Seized > Virginity Cured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 HEY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Hmm... might get FIXED yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Might get BROKEN yet ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 or BUSTED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 You are SO busted ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 heehee i like this thread. you two don't post NEARLY enough around here. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 He's mad because I can't give him the same ol' Christmas present this year. I just had my wisdom teeth removed. Draw your own conclusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 He's mad because I can't give him the same ol' Christmas present this year. I just had my wisdom teeth removed. Draw your own conclusions. Heh... I am SO gonna ask (beg??) for a raincheck this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 You know very well that if you frame it and hang it in your office, you'll never be able to let family members or livestock in that room again. Your colleagues, you can charge them admission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 This could be my new job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Since I don't have a job for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Keep sniffing, just keep sniffing ... whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 So... as you can see... one dynamic, witty Corporate Whore... Ready for lease or rent... Bids please?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Thank you Arcane for participating in our product demo...(ducking... running... sniffing...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Product "demo"? You say noun, I say verb. Fire in the (corn)hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 See... you can slam him and wham him... our Corporate Whores are indeed both flexible and multi-function. Bids? Anyone?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 You shameless bitch. You should have stayed a twinkle in your uncle's eye, ya know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 See... unlike a normal man... our Corporate Whores take it and keep coming back for MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Let's see if you can keep TICKING after I pass you through the colon of a Tilley Hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 ...and don't forget to order our Down-Under-Specialist Corporate whore... "Kriekey... now there's a big muttha... I'd normally tell you at home to stay way back from one of these beeeeauties... but ever since I was just a little snapper in the outback with my pappy, I've wanted to touch the colon of the Ravenous Tiger-Striped Tilly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Now I know why that judge got so mad at me .... errr, us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 "Kriekey... looka that... a double breasted, large-assed/black robed bitch... and them's good eatin... but first I think ya gatta wrestle that one to the grouwn, just like wrestling crocs... but with more teeth... (and less spine)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 As if you'd EVER go back to your ex-wife. As if she'd ever take you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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