arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Oh, you meant the older specimen with the gavel. As if she'd ever take you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Quality, loyalty and integrity... other fine features of our Corporate Whore... Avoid the Christmas rush... order today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Oh, I'll order you , alright ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Please?(ahem... koff! koff!)Payment in advance of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Are you saying that you *expect* a payment, or are you saying that I'd ASK for one?? Think carefully, Kenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Did I mention that our Corporate Whores come with an ounce of discretion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 You might come, and you might come with an ounce, but you don't come with an ounce of discretion ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Volume... don't forget about volume when ordering your Corporate Whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Cuz he sure won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Did I mention that our Corporate Whores are on a discount for today and today only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 dis'-count: From the root words "dis," which means "to piss off," and "count", which means "many times--many, many bloody times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 20-day (19 steamy night*) trial period with complete refund if you're unsatisfied. * Comes with free Snorez-not post-steamy ear-plugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 It's only "steamy" if you agree to sleep in the wet spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Did we mention that our Corporate Whores are waterproof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Too bad you're not WASTE-proof ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 You know the worst thing about living with a corporate whore? It's the big-ass collection of office equipment all around the house. It's bad enough that you're always staring at your laptop, but do you have to run it through the projector to just to make it big enough for me to see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 So you're saying that bigger isn't better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Try fiddling with the knobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 ... and of course our Corporate Whores are trainable... (order today! 2 for 1 for the next 50 callers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 He actually owns 50 collars, too. (What you think he meant by "trainable"? He can't spell worth crap, though.)He just wants you to order him, that slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 ...and our Corporate Whores will make excellent Drill Thrawls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 This is one of your nerdy Star Trek references, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Yes... and I will refer everyone to the episode by using the male-visual reference catalog system for Star Trek: - silver haired chick, silver thong, big space-knockers - sticks, goons, fighting, shirt torn, kiss the fox - brains in a jar, gambing with Quaaludes, big bad bald dude with glowing eyes, collars...if you said Triskillion - give yourself annother 30 points! - heck... if you said Triscuit, I'd probably give it to you...(gluug... gotta drink more...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 He's one of these wonks that wears an inspirational message on his leash: WWKD--"What Would Kirk Do?" Me, I think it's more descriptive of his cheap-ass lifestyle: "Wine, Women and Kraft Dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I think I am losing my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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