arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Yeah, but I'll bet you don't have to rip your shirt before you shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I have to admit I'm impressed with The Mercenary, though ... never have I seen one man do so much with so few brain cells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 I'm flexing my brain... I'm flexing my brain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 A bit of Ex-Lax can cure that, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 It can be moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Unlike your other performances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Who would have thought of "Couples Blogging" as the next Olympic demonstration-sport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Answer the question, Soggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 The only reason why the other performances weren't moving was because I thought that the other party was moving around enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Didn't get the clue, huh? They kept moving the party, and you kept following anyway ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Well... the parties that I go to with moving included someone ringing a bell and yelling out: "Couples... change partners now..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 That explains the panties on your head. Too bad they're labelled "Home of the Whopper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Tell me you didn't order extra sauce ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 ...and our Corporate Whores will deliver... right to your door... (and then some) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 ... right behind the paper boy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Our Corporate Whores come in all varieties and styles... this month we're featuring "Greek". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 How about "Turkish Prison"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 So... have you ever seen a grown-man naked Arcane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Of course he has. He set up a spy cam down at the rec centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Eek! Arcane, you never told me you were a dude, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 So... have you ever seen a grown-man naked Arcane? Apparently not, judging by what I see tenting the sheet above you in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Eek! Arcane, you never told me you were a dude, dude. Anyone that doesn't have enormous breasts like your ex-wife looks like a man to you. You're with me because you were hoping I was a lesbian, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted December 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 So... have you ever seen a grown-man naked Arcane? Apparently not, judging by what I see tenting the sheet above you in the morning. Then remove the sheet woman... and see that which is a grown man - naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Then remove the sheet woman... and see that which is a grown man - naked. It's impolite to point AND giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 email... pm.... im... telephone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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