GWB Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 after a gruelling morning of studying with ms rice, i have finally learned all the state mottos. here goes....Alabama : He11 Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida : ASK US ABOUT OUR GRANDKIDS! Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada : Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee : The Educashun State Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont : Yep Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington : We have more rain than you do Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 oh dubya...too funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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