Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Having a couple of girls who have accumulated an embarrassing number of Barbies themselves, I find this kind of interesting. Girls often 'torture' Barbies, researchers say. So is this the Abu Ghraib generation or what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 i cut off one of my barbies hands and feet and threw them in the fire place.i also drew stitches marks on her face and cut her hair off.she's still around somewhere... probably plotting revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Barbie's a slut and deserves what she gets.Fuckin' cheatin' whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted December 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Surely you can do better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheebs Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I had tons of barbies and the worst I ever did was making them have sex with ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I could've if i wasn't so distraught with heartache. I gave that bitch everything and asked for nothing in return. So what does she do, she shacks up with that motherfucker Ken. Last I saw they were careening down the stairs in the pink Corvette I bought her last year. I'm just glad we didn't have children.Maybe I'll call her cousin Midge for solace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I had tons of barbies and the worst I ever did was making them have sex with ken.How many times did you have sex with Ken?Feet or head first?Arms up or down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 That's weird Birdy, I use to cut off the toes and fingers for some reason. I cut their hair too - all of them ended up looking a lot like Tank Girl by the time I was finished with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 weird it is..instead of say 'pregnant barbie' or 'malibu barbie' our barbies were 'self-mutilating barbies'. i hope this isn't a sign of what we are 'really' capable of.. yikes. i'm a psycho.i had two cabbage patches that weren't a far cry away from being tank girl too. that was done at the hairdressers though and wasn't a random act of cruelty.lazlo - good news. didn't ya hear? barbie and ken are divorced.. she's open game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 lazlo - good news. didn't ya hear? barbie and ken are divorced.. she's open game.Don't tease me. This ordeal unfolded before my eyes just this morning. Just leave me in peace to eat chocolate and hardboiled eggs in an effort to asphyxiate myself with flatulence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now