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Girls and Barbies: the Sordid Truth


Dr_Evil_Mouse

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I could've if i wasn't so distraught with heartache. I gave that bitch everything and asked for nothing in return. So what does she do, she shacks up with that motherfucker Ken. Last I saw they were careening down the stairs in the pink Corvette I bought her last year. I'm just glad we didn't have children.

Maybe I'll call her cousin Midge for solace.

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weird it is..

instead of say 'pregnant barbie' or 'malibu barbie' our barbies were 'self-mutilating barbies'. i hope this isn't a sign of what we are 'really' capable of.. yikes. i'm a psycho.

i had two cabbage patches that weren't a far cry away from being tank girl too. that was done at the hairdressers though and wasn't a random act of cruelty.

lazlo - good news. didn't ya hear? barbie and ken are divorced.. she's open game.

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