Deeps Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 This stuff is pretty damn funny. Someone's bothering the online and horny community. LINK [color:red]bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.[color:red]bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce[color:blue]Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?(pause)[color:red]bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.[color:blue]Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.[color:red]bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.[color:red]bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Yeah... these are classic.Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: fuck am I hard now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 ... sexily.where guigsy got his signature from.. I posted about this a year ago or so. I think it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 i think its a damn RIOT!bloodninja: Wanna cyber?DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)DirtyKate: Who are you?bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lotbloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an orderDirtyKate: Haha! OKDirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!bloodninja: Is this a delivery?DirtyKate: Umm...YesDirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.**pause**DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.bloodninja: I'm on my way now though**pause**DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.bloodninja: How did you know?bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza ovenDirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up babybloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....DirtyKate: What the fuck?DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shitDirtyKate: Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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