QOTD (that's Quote, not Question)

[thatpatguy]

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

-Frank Zappa

[Booche]

Neagle: Well, I see you have several mortgages, credit card debt, no savings, and you're supporting your father?

Homer: Just give the word, and I'll cut him off.

Neagle: I couldn't ask you to do that.

Homer: Consider it done.

[Hux]

"And then there's a son of this city -- Stephane Dion.

A man with whom I have fundamental disagreements about how Canada should build and renew itself.

But also a man who is, if I may say so across the partisan divide, distinct from his principal opponents in being a committed Canadian and a man of principle and conviction.

And therefore almost certain not to be elected leader of the Liberal party."

- NDP Leader Jack Layton

September 10th 2006 addressing the party's national convention in Quebec City.

http://www.ndp.ca/node/4283

[Jaimoe]

From Les Nessman on WKRP in Cincinnati (Note: Les actually said some hilarious stuff to Venus and Arnold before his monolgue below... along the lines "I've been researching black culture").

Les Nessman: "If the Beatles are the construct of modern music - and I use that word "construct" incorrectly - surely they were given birth to by Elvis Presley, a giant for sure, but the product of the black experience. Ergo - and I use that word correctly - blacks created modern music! Scratch an Allman Brother, and you have black. Scratch Billy Joel [pronounced Joe-well], and you have Howling Wolf! I could go on, but my mother is in town. Let's just say that every white rock and roll musician working today should take half of his or her paycheck and mail it directly to Chuck Berry. At least that's what I think, and I won't even go into jazz. Arnold, enjoy your visit to the station. Venus, nice visiting with you too!"

Edited December 4, 2006 by Guest

[nattyMatty]

"Monday is a Great way to spend 1/7th of your Life"

"I used up all my sick days, So i called In Dead"

"You think your king shit, From turd island. But your really floating down a piss river on a Fart Bubble!"

is it a full Moon tonight?

[BlindWillieMcTell]

every front-door woman has got a back-door man...