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I coined a kitchen expression a while ago I became fond of (mind you it had to do with meal preparation- the she being the meal but it sort of works elsewhere).

"Slap her on the ass and tell her it's Tuesday"

I have know idea what it means but it's a great thing to say as you're plating a steak.

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This most certainly deserves a mention

Before I picture a girl naked, I always picture her going into a beer or liquor store for me first. If she comes out with booze, then I know its all good.

thanks for the laugh and insight Alabama Man

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