shainhouse Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 go ahead. I dare you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 ...and if that doesn't work: Ben wakes up one morning and sees a gorilla perched in a tree near his bedroom window. Shocked, he calls the local animal control officer who transfers his call to an exotic animal specialist. Ben explains the situation, and the specialist asks, 'Is the gorilla male or female?' 'A male, I think,' says Ben. 'Okay, I'll be right over to take care of him,' the specialist says. A few minutes later, the specialist arrives with a Chihuahua, a club, handcuffs and a shotgun. The specialist explains his plan to Ben: 'I'll climb up to the gorilla and knock him out of the tree with the club. When the gorilla hits the ground, the Chihuahua will run over and try to bite him in the crotch. The gorilla will then cross his hands over his vitals to cover them. That's your cue to slap the cuffs on him. Got it?' 'Sure. But what's the shotgun for?' Ben asks. 'If the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, use it to shoot the Chihuahua!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Here fhqwhgads The True story.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 gawd that first one had me fuckin howling Greg. Sweet ass hilarity!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 make ya laugh shain? ok......The Dead still sound great....good enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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