SevenSeasJim

2 times means no, duh.

HAHA ....Speak of the Devil.

I know this guy (really it's a friend of a friend) who wants to marry his dog(who is male). To say "I do" the dog has to bark 3 times (I'm not sure why it's not 2 times)

A cross between Sam Roberts and Liam Gallagher

I'm seeing alot of Fake Outrage in this thread (btw - who coined that term again?)

And all these people are sitting home and watching 2 hours of "Reality" TV a day. Let's put it into perspective people.

It's posts like this where I'm glad I'm married

"Did I really buy her a promise ring?"

Hux - "Man that Burrito I had at lunch was tasty"

I love things like this. It gives science a much needed kick in the nuts.

I feel your pain. I had the flu like that 8 or 9 years ago around Christmas. It sucked serious ass, but on a positive note I haven't had the flu since.

Have you ever seen a corporate lawyer, literally, pull out his own hair?

Now are we talking about a good corporate lawyer or an evil corporate lawyer??? (it makes a difference you know )

Here's one for you Kev.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

I'm all over that like Stink on Ass.

Thanks.

Tear me apart and boil my bones

I'll not rest till she's lost her throne

My aim is true my message is clear

It's curtains for you, Elizabeth my dear

Anything by Philip Dick is usually interesting and quick.

New reader eh? Start here.

I was at a restaurant on the weekend and there was a sign at the cashier that said "You can marry a Fag in Ontario, but you can't smoke one". I couldn't fu©king believe it.

Job

Click on Custodial\Maintenance

I e-mailed U2 and asked them to lick the sweat off my balls. They replied "Unfortunately we are too big of a band these days and cannot oblige you. Had you requested this 15 years ago we would have been there for you. We sincerely apologize."

At least the reply has some heart to it.

Lawmakers trying to plump up the bottom line are considering a "vanity tax" on cosmetic surgery and Botox injections in Washington, Illinois and other states.

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In my books, lining-up for donuts for hours constitutes a waste of time. Lining-up for burgers, fries or any other kind of fast-food for lengthy periods of time is a waste of time.

Agreed.. Hell I even hate waiting behind 5 cars at a traffic light.