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  1. How do you actively go for a ZZ Top beard? It seems like a pretty passive activity all around.

    Me: Hey BradM' date=' what are you doing today?

    BradM: Oh you know, sitting around, growing hair.[/quote']

    I don't grow hair. I give the hair the opportunity to grow itself.

    Aloha,

    Brad

    Don't wear yourself out.

  2. I can't remember what it's called but at Dundas and University go west two blocks. It's on the north side of the street and has an orange and blue sign. Fair Trade coffee, free wifi, nice casual vibe and a few power outlets around. Also, the place is lined with windows so you don't feel like you're stuck in a cave.

  3. How do you actively go for a ZZ Top beard? It seems like a pretty passive activity all around.

    Me: Hey BradM, what are you doing today?

    BradM: Oh you know, sitting around, growing hair.

  4. This is how you can sneak in booze. One common practice is to put liquor in ziplock bags taped to your body (or in your bra if your’re a chick reading this). The other day I heard of one dude who walked in carrying a pint of whiskey. When told he couldn’t bring it in he chugged it all right in front of security and continued walking through. Turns out it was iced tea in the bottle and he had the “real alcohol†in his pockets but wasn’t searched after his display.

    I think I also love this man.

  5. Aw, I'm sorry to hear that you're miserable. If it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure 420 was the worst day I've ever had...and that was only ten days ago.

    If someone's pissing you off you should just kick them in the nuts. I'll do it for you if you want.

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