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timouse

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  1. i'm impressed with the number of compound cuss words that make it past the BBFusion censor.

    fuck = bad

    ass = bad

    fuckass = fine.

    The words I add are the ones that break certain people's corporate network swear filters and are denied viewing pages. So I change them so they won't deny the page when I receive a request.

    thank you for adding that.

    so some corporate networks block based on swear words in pages?

    wow. that's very sad.

  2. They were halfway through their meal when they began to suspect the presence of an intoxicating substance on their burger patties.

    After a field test kit confirmed the extra ingredient was indeed marijuana, the pair took themselves to hospital for a checkup and further testing.

    problem is, the attending physician said "man, are you dudes wasted. you've got killer munchies. get over to Burger King."

  3. Personally' date=' I would have to shoot up just to work in a slaughterhouse or meat packing factory.[/quote']

    One day, when I'm bored, I'll have to compose a lengthy post about the time that I went on an intensive tour of a slaughterhouse/meat packing factory as part of a job that I used to have. It was interesting, but I'm certainly not in a hurry to go back and do it again.

    i can't imagine what that must be like as a job. a farmer i know makes a big almost social deal of slaughtering a bunch of chickens. other farmers and even customers come to help. he explained this by pointing out that if everyone does it for a little while, that means nobody has to do it all the time.

    maybe schneiders could have a new slogan...

    "we kill animals all the time so that you will never have to."

    eeeh.

    i feel really badly for the pigs involved. the poor bastards gave their lives to make defective packaged ham.

    RIP piggies.

  4. what? you arent into $12 beers at ACC? ;)

    Man' date=' I get sucked into getting one of those at the show and I always regret it. There's someting about draft beers at big venues ... they wreck me the next day. I wonder if they ever clean the taps/lines?[/quote']

    from what i've seen, "clean" and "big venue" wind up in the same sentence by accident only :P

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