Lazlo

I miss Pepper Jacks!

And you are?

Fuck. I already wrote my letter to the Make A Wish Foundation.

I'm worth atleast a Shawnald and a Blane.

Sheebs for Newrider is a bunk trade in my books.

wish I had've dated more older ladies when I was younger

there. I said it.

So now that you're old you hit on everything with a fake I.D. to make up for it?

Thanks Brad but I already ate.

clothes are for suckers.

Haven't done laundry for a while, eh?

I think I ate to many raisins.

No, but I wouldn't mind semi-digesting your head.

...and balls.

No one can send a band up there when the room's empty

But the rooms always empty when you get on stage.

Jesus Christ Shelby! What the fuck did I ever do to you?(besides yelling nasty things at you while you're performing) You're moving back to Hamilton over my dead body.

That's a threat, not a promise.

Happy Hallowe'en

I only wish that I could've jerked off on your bed one last time before you moved.

I figure that Lazlo sits and waits for these goats to collapse just before he has sex.

Do you mean that I wait for the goats to collapse before I have sex with them? Or, did you mean that I wait for the goats to collapse before I climb on top of your mom?

Or Lazlo.

You have no idea what your missin' shit tooth.

I've got this move, where I crap on your back and use you as a slip n' slide.

The old ladies at the home love that one.

You're all the punchline I need.

Maybe you'll have better luck finding a roommate if you start the ad with male seeking male. Must enjoy music and long walks on the beach. Bottom prefered.

What did the thunder say anyway? I've been dieing to find out but I can't pay attention long enough to get any straight answers.

and can barely swallow.

You always struck as more of a spitter.

what I want to know is what makes a dog puke during sex...

I don't know about dogs but I often vomit during sex and use it for lubrication.

Bootyjuice should just change their name to Asscum.

Pretty much. The natives removed their blockade several days ago but the OPP have kept the road closed. The white folk were just to slow to notice.

Dumb crackers.

Sure it has.

It's moved from Inherit the Wind to Inherit the What Ever the Inuit Word for Wind is.

Yes Brad. I reverse engineered some paper.

Don't be silly.

Don't get me wrong Brad, I have more than enough reasons to hate Shain. He's an irritating, rodenty lookin' guy, always skulkin' up behind you trying to shove his latest pompous review down your throat.

I'd love to shit in a diaper and make him wear it on his head.