Lazlo

Does anyone have experience using EDGE or EVDO?

What are those? Different brands of vibrator?

That time of the month, eh?

That was once and there was no traffic.

Not like he has anything else to do.

I'll be the fat, hairy guy giving Briguy a lap dance.

But you already knew that.

Now there's 45 minutes I'll never get back.

I gave up yoga.

Said I have a great sex life. Ha!

4 slices of cold pepperoni, bacon and olive pizza, 2 slices of bacon, mushroom and cheddar quiche and half a keylime pie. Washed it all down with 2L of chocolate milk.

That was a once, and once only, experience!

You're a pussy!

Maybe a deepfried cow brain burger is more your speed.

Lazlo, I'm glad you've got the Tact caveat up and running, but if you talk about my daughters that way again, I'll fucking disembowel you (unless you happen to enjoy that sort of thing, in which case I'll think up something worse) .

CJ, for her part, can do still worse, in her own defence.

Sorry dude, I didn't mean for that to be an attack against your daughter. I actually have great sympathy for your children considering the foul abyss that crapped them out.

That would be great if you could make it out Greg. If we're taking the jeep it gets a little tight for room, especially with the gear... otherwise you could totally grab a ride with us. Maybe Dave would have some room? (depends whether he's carpooling with Gatch and Jelena)...

What about that fat fucker Josh, he should have some extra room. Oh wait, he needs room for his cases of Twinkies and Yoo Hoo. My mistake.

I knew I should've burried the cars.

(just don't let anyone else see you humour a 5 year old while she plays with your beard and earring! Awwwwww...so cute!)

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

I wouldn't let anything that crawled out of Deb's snatch anywhere near my face and neither should you Todd, if you know what's good for you.

Just a reminder ... Sunday, April 16 is the big day!

The return of The Boys.

My testicles usually drop around the same time too.

Here's my last Toronto dining experience.

I was once asked if I'd give up masterbating by my significant other.

So I kicked Paisley to the curb.

You've got to be able to see it to repress it.

Not to mention to collect some beers off Lazlo for his little "spill incident" at the keg party the other weekend.

I'm still trying to forget that.

Word to the wise, don't try to take a sip of your beer with Greg's cock in your mouth.

Sexy

now....where are those yummy 200 ml iced cappucino mudshakes?

I'll make you a mudshake if you put on some gloves and work my prostate. I hope you like almonds.

Kenny played some Spank Rock for me the other night and I was enticed. The crowd should be fairly tame. No guns or gangbangerish tendencies to cope with. Just a lot of wiggers.

Does anybody out there actually like Rush? I can't stand that shit and it's all I ever hear.